Tarman

9/12/16

Yeah dude, it takes so much imagination to turn something sexual. I mean how does someone do that, projecting sexuality onto something no original sexual in nature? Man, I wish I knew how to do that, imagine something non-sexual in a sexual situation.

9/1/16

“For the sake of pre-empting further comments like this:”

8/28/16

Tropical Freeze is an absolute musical triumph thanks to them getting the DKC2 composer back out of cold storage. Some of my favourites are:

8/28/16

Damn my guy....you walked into that one

8/22/16

Time makes fools of us all.

8/22/16

Dammit, I knew I should have jumped at the chance to save $11 rather than the usual measly $10 discount.

8/19/16

And Bionic Commando!

8/16/16

8/11/16

Futurama is a beloved nerd show and, really, listen to these quotes, they’re not political at all, and they really do sound like things Zapp says.

8/11/16

i bet you sigh a lot on the internet

7/31/16

Anything online with a comments section will look like a “massive failure”. Nerds are loud online, but quiet otherwise.

7/29/16

I’ll tell them what. I’ll stop using the API scanners as soon as they fix the fucking 3-step bug. How about that?

7/19/16

If you’re not in the mood to buy a ton of incubators from the store, make sure to use the limited use ones on the higher km (5, 10) eggs to maximize their value. Use the unlimited-use one on the 2km eggs. This way, you’ll get at least 15km out of them instead of as little as 6km.

7/17/16

Come, let us pray at the alter of the X Wing.

7/16/16

I’m pretty sure I did a ‘Shop Contest entry about this ...

7/11/16

7/10/16

7/7/16

Never mind, I called Amazon. It’s a promo balance you can’t see until you buy something.

7/7/16

How do I redeem the gift card? I signed up for the trial but don’t see the gift card?

7/7/16

The closest gym to me is near a bar on a street where people got murdered a while ago. No thanks Pokemon Go.