You know, I read the headline and knew the idea would be dumb. Yet I was still surprised by the sheer distilled stupidity of it.

How fucking badly can one team misread the situation with two of their three big name talents? First Bell, now Brown - these are guys you take care of as an organization, not guys you nickel-and-dime like they are Kirk Cousins. While I realize Juju Smith-Schuster is really good, I wonder how good he’s going to be…

Good for them, I hope they win.

Yes, CBD can have an affect. It may not be as pronounced as the THC in weed, but it has benefits.

Yeah, there was absolutely nothing clear and obvious about that call that should have resulted in a penalty. Of course, if PSG hadn’t shit all over themselves with two absolute howlers in the first half, it wouldn’t have mattered anyway. It is heartening to see that even with all the blood oil money in the world,…

I’m guessing the Lakers “lost the locker room” about the time their GM (and likely Lebron behind him) tried to trade like the entire fucking team for one generational talent only to discover they were being punked by a dude that lost his GM job the week after. Hard to give a shit when you’ve essentially been told…

The only problem I had with the VAR usage in the Ajax-Real Madrid game was based on the time it took them, specifically in the one where they tried to decide if the ball had gone over the touchline. To me, if you can’t see pretty clear evidence of the call being wrong or right at real-time speed in 2 minutes or less,…

You know after this Solari is a dead man walking. And wouldn’t it just be lovely if they hired that asshole Mourinho again? I’m pretty sure it wouldn’t take 2 seasons before the Pissy Blame Everyone Else God came out.

AND THEY’RE OUT!

The question you have to ask about this sort of public altercation is if that dude felt comfortable enough to wrestle his phone away from his wife physically IN PUBLIC, in full view of other people, what the fuck does he do in private?

You say he can’t be worse, but ESPN has clearly shown they will go to great lengths to make MNF thoroughly unwatchable.

He wasn’t as grating as having that goddamn pustule Kornhole or Angry Football Knower Gruden in the booth, but he was pretty damn terrible. He’s much better at catching passes.

Sarri immediately tried to substitute Trippier, spending precious minutes shouting at his coaches before they informed him that Trippier was not his player.

All the organized major sports in America are about to get a rude awakening because those TV deals should not be getting bigger. If anything, they should be getting much smaller. Cutting the cord on cable is going to fucking kill all the major purveyors of sports entertainment media, not just ESPN, and their ad…

If Salah hadn’t been unworldly since last season, Mane would be given a whole lot more credit for Liverpool’s success. He is really damn good.

If United were fucking stupid enough to let De Gea go for less than 100 million, they’d deserve the decades of Europa League banishment that would surely be the result.

Rodgers was never going to get an elite job from Celtic. He didn’t really have to worry about being challenged by the only other “biggish” club in Scotland, Rangers, because they were still rebuilding after their relegation to the lowest tiers and their return back to the top. None of the other Scottish clubs has the…

Hey, I’m watching and I care. Sort of. I mean, if it was gone tomorrow, I’d not be too busted up but I do actually want the NFL to have a developmental thing and some of the changes to the game they’ve made are fun. Except for that stupid “can’t blitz more than 5 players” rule. That can fuck right off. Of course, most…

Chelsea paid 75 million quid for Kepa. He’s going nowhere anytime soon.

Having watched Christian Hackenberg play what they charitably called the quarterback position with Memphis, I’m damn amazed that he’s not still a New York Jet.