Please let this happen. Please let me see endless highlight after endless highlight of Gruden getting the red ass on the sidelines after Crab Fingers tosses yet another interception 10 feet over the receiver’s hands into the loving embrace of a safety.

I’ve been a Montgomery supporter but it’s pretty clear he’s not needed on the team anymore. When Jamal Williams and Aaron Jones are breaking off 5 and 6 yards per carry, Montgomery is brought on and gets 1-2. He’s clearly not been worth the trouble since he got competition (his best running back days were when Green…

As a lifelong unfortunate resident of Mississippi, I can confirm that this is truly one of the most boring states to drive through other than anything west of Dallas.

Ozil has always been supremely talented from as far back as his early days with Bremen. His biggest problem has always been his consistency. He has way too many games where he just disappears not just as an attacking force but as a player on the pitch at all. He ghosts through games in a maddeningly nonchalant way and…

To be fair to Mourinho, he was just sitting there, stewing in his mediocre side dropping yet more points they had no business dropping, when some jacked up asshole came along and celebrated in his face much as younger, less sulky Jose would have done.

It’s pretty clear that McDermott cannot coach a player that can run, throws few interceptions and is any shade of skin darker than almond milk.

As ever, even when he’s been wronged, Jose Mourinho remains a giant, gaping dickhole.

I mean, Byron Leftwich as OC? I’m expecting checkdowns galore, which at least means David Johnson might get some actual yards. Of course, until they rebuild what they keep erroneously calling their offensive line (I mean, it IS offensive but not in the way it should be), it doesn’t matter who is running or throwing…

I think it was “We don’t want to pay money for a stadium and San Diego won’t give us money for my giant phallus replacement stadium. Also, Los Angeles is big media market so money just falls off trees there.”

A top 10-15 defense does not give up 30 points to the goddamn backup QB on a 1-5 team.

Jesus Christ. I have thought for years that Bradshaw ought to be off the halftime show, because he just absolutely stumbles through what little highlights he narrates like a goddamn stroke victim. That bit of video however... that’s just Trumpian levels of fuckstupid.

I don’t really care whether he stepped on Sterling there or not. He’s a piece of shit who constantly fouls in the sneakiest, bitch way possible with the seeming intent to injure players, then whines like a little bitch every time the ref even looks his way. In short, fuck Sergio Ramos.

Hopkins and Fuller are much better receivers than you give them credit for in this post. The one fixable thing that would make all of those other things better, including Watson, is to sacrifice that entire O line to the football gods and get a group of guys that can at least be a minor impediment to the pass rush.…

This is true. Now that the Bears seem to have a competent offense, Seattle remains in need of more shitty O-lineman to force Russell Wilson to scramble 60 times a game.

Nikki Haley is a cookie-cutter Republican moron, probably no more of a “decent” human being than Marsha Blackburn, who is a vile Trump-humping demigorgon.

Having watched a few Philly games this season, playcalling isn’t the issue. The first issue is that their line can’t block a blind man’s vision, much less actual NFL defenders. The second is related to the first, in that SUPER BOWL MVP NICK FOLES started two of their games and he just isn’t very good.

Rafa Benitez at Newcastle usually leaves a club right about the time his requests to sign world-class players get turned down. I’m amazed he’s stayed through this season because Mike Ashley is fucking him good and proper on signings. He’s probably stayed around hoping that Ashley finally sells the club and fucks off…

Alexis was never going to do that well at United under Mourinho because Mourinho doesn’t know how to let expressive players be expressive. He battered the extremely creative Mata down at Chelsea and then Man U. until he was the boring ass slow roller he is now. He tried to do the same to Hazard and Willian. He is…

As someone who is only vaguely aware of college football, mostly because I’m in Mississippi where college football is a religion despite our two big SEC programs being mostly also-rans with occasional sparks of competence, can Nick Saban just fuck off right now to never be heard from again?

I used to think McCarthy was a good coach. He’s not. He’s fallen assbackwards into 2 Hall of Fame QB’s (Favre in his first year and Rodgers after that) and has managed to squander opportunities for trophies in most of those years. Despite having a great offensive line up until last year, most of the time the gameplay…