Geez, slow Saturday on the news front, Hughes?

It’s not that complicated. You basically outlined it completely in a single paragraph.

I wonder how often Ms Pompeo uses phrases like “[he] went ham on my ass” and “yo, we went at it.” Is it every time she opens her mouth, as the interview would suggest?

Except in Lake Wobegon.

For getting my friends kids to run around the house going “DA MOOOOVIES!” and “ALL MAN I’M ALL OUT OF CASH!” driving their dad nuts I’ll be forever grateful.

I didn’t realize he was only 27 until reading this review.  Whoever styled him managed to make him look like a 45 year old who is attempting to look like a teen.

It’s not that he’s 27, it that he looks old as fuck. Kaitlyn Denver’s 24, and she’s positively baby-faced next to him. How anyone thought that doing... that to his hair would be a good idea is beyond me.

Jezebel has really reached a new low with this nonsense, frankly.

Christ, you sound like a piece of work. 

You have no actual experience or knowledge of his relationship with his ex-wife and commenting on it as you though you know the inner workings is extermely weird behaviour.

It’s pretty easy for you to judge and dismiss things from where you’re positioned in this parasocial relationship. While certainly not as damaging as an addiction to cocaine, parasocial relationships and sitting so far stop a high horse in judgment of complete strangers are unhealthy and, in their own way, addictive…

Donda is a bunch of Target bonus tracks someone accidentally released as an album.

That list of guest collaborators seems rather paltry... where’s R. Kelly, Ike Turner, Matt Gaetz, Leatherface or Mount Vesuvius?

Kanye bringing a sex predator onstage doesn’t really surprise me, but wasn’t “Jesus is King” his last album? Ethical repugnance aside, this is an incredible commitment to a sort of nihilist cult of his own celebrity.

Yeah, it was clearly in reference to the interview. This shouldn’t be a thing. It’s kinda depressing that people are so hot for the take-down that they will totally disregard, like, basic syntax.

“You did something about a complex, huge problem, but it didn’t fix the entire problem, so the thing you did is WORSE than doing nothing at all!!!”

Seeing so many outlets proclaim that she’s definitely pregnant yet the only source is some anonymous person with no comment from the woman herself is kinda weird. If she really is pregnant and someone close to her leaked that info, thats pretty crappy imo.

This is coming from Stewart’s own musings on the practical effects of his work: essentially, he spent years mocking horrendous behavior, and said behavior is objectively *worse* now.

I’m not erasing them. I’m saying that they don’t give him cover in a some of my best friends are...sort of way. And yeah, that’s what people are trying to hold them up as.

Add “analogies” to the list of things Bernie Bros are really bad at doing online.