It was exactly what I expected from a JJ Abrams movie: a lot of scenes designed to look cool but ultimately make no sense because somebody’s got to have his damn puzzle boxes.

“I believe Rey’s fighting style in TFA clearly indicates she was planned to be a palpatine from the beginning.”

There’s absolutely zero in TFA that Johnson “walked back” or disrespected.

Not gonna lie, I haven’t even seen this movie yet, and I feel no enthusiasm to do so. I just feel like the ownership the fan(atics) have extended over it has made it feel kinda gross.  Probably gonna wait until it’s on HBO or whatever.  Disney plus.  Something.  Seriously pisses me off that all those youtube idiots…

It took the work of decades to build the Death Star. Where do these planet killing star destroyers come from?

Hmm, I wonder if the Vietnamese lady who irons my balls to get the wrinkles out can spray tan my taint...?

This was my favorite tweet about the whole deal:

Seriously, all he had to do was not say anything.

Not that I have any sympathy for him, but I think the problem with the ad is less the script (although it certainly has problems) and more with the direction and acting. They probably could’ve told the same story without having her look so desperate for his approval and him looking like if she doesn’t keep it tight…

He’s a cheese food product slice on white bread dabbed with store-brand mayo. He’s dying to cash in on the 15 seconds of fame this ad got.

One can believe Bill Clinton has been credibly accused of rape, and can also believe Broaddrick is not credible. Odd name to drop to make a point.

This is probably the hardest thing to accept about a politician as dumb and impulsive as Trump. (I continue to type after muting my speakers because I can’t find the ad to stop it.) He’s just dumb and there’s nothing more too it. His motives are fleeting and banal. He’s no arch mastermind, he’s just a dumb,…

Yeah, I’m amazed at the number of allegedly “liberal” MSM members who write thousands of words rationalizing Trump’s actions or suggesting that there is some great, overarching strategy behind them. It has literally been shown that his Tweets trail Fox News topics by mere minutes in many cases, and all he ever does is…

I watched the whole press conference Sunday and it perfectly demonstrated this. He is a gaffe-prone moron. And then the political shows tried to suss out ‘what he meant’ and what any of this means. The answer is NOTHING! He is that stupid and he is unable to have any meaning beyond “I am great, I do great things!”

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In every photo of him, all I see is Don Jr.

I don’t understand why wikipedia is singled out? Wikipedia and imdb know how to get their sites at the top of the search results, but when I googled the names in this article using the search terms [porn perfomer name] real name, I got tons of results from all sorts of sites. Quora, answers.com, reddit, tumblr, even…

Really distressing to see this “deny and smear” tactic become so prevalent in the age of Trump (although it certainly existed before). The really frustrating thing is it doesn’t really work! It is a tactic that fails over and over again!

Can you direct me to where the line forms to punch this walking penis in the face.