They were also cheating because the running back is 33 years old and also Marshawn Lynch.

“Paxton looked on in disbelief at what very much looked like the dinger that would cut his team’s lead down to two.”

ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE GONNA PAY!!! IT IS YOU WHO ARE THE BALL LICKERS!!!

Paragraph one—that is exactly the reasoning I used in my middle school debate on the pro side of allow China Most Favored Nation trade status, and we see how it turned out. I’m not saying that to mock the argument, I’m mentioning it because it’s an old dream long held (I turned 40 last week) that should be shaken…

That complicates it if you think money is more important than not sending people to concentration camps.

There was an old saying about the Braves and their pitching staff whenever the playoffs rolled around in the 90's.

Also, the change of her legal age in 2013 was done with tons of medical evidence - the change that her current guardians are trying to make is on the basis of one examination.  To me, it feels a lot like a couple trying to get money for fostering a child who is not a child, because of the confusion. I am from Indiana,…

I think Belichick would find it personally insulting to be told that a player is such a distraction that he can’t handle the guy in his locker room. 

I’m trying to see the Stevie comparison to Mandy Moore, even from the point of view of you writers that never grew up with Stevie and might kinda see something similar, but still nothing. Doesn’t sound in any way like Stevie voice- or music-wise, and unless one bell-sleeved gown without any of Stevie’s gypsy-like…

He did indeed. On just about any subject, it’s a safe bet that Trump is worse than whoever we’re discussing.

hey, it’s presidential nowadays, and it seems to work

Buying a painting of yourself at an auction and then never paying for it is a straight-up Trump move.

There have been a lot of people in these comments arguing that this guy is innocent until proven guilty, should play until the law gets involved, etc. Maybe those people had a point then (Narrator: they didn’t) but now... How the fuck do you support letting this guy play football after this?

I’m starting to think there’s something wrong with this guy. 

I've typed out like 6 different jokes but I can't bring myself to post any. This shit isn't funny. This fucker shouldn't be playing in the NFL right now making millions of dollars. He should be in jail or therapy or both. Fuck this guy.

Just for the record, one of his opponents recently set up a billboard telling people to “Say No to Mass Immigration,” and has repeatedly posed for pictures with racist groups and a Holocaust denier.

As someone on Twitter once said, Paul Finebaum uses a confederate flag as a yarmulke.

I heard some talking head on the radio the other day (discussion Antonio Brown) say it best:  just say you don’t like the guy.  Don’t say he sucks.  Don’t say he’s overrated or selfish.  Just say you don’t like him.

Mike Greenberg drinks orange juice after brushing his teeth because it’s delicious.