Please stay away from all dogs and other animals.  

Meditation, huh?  It really can cure all, maybe. 

It’s not a prank when the premise is they got married but they didn’t but it just happens nets her thousands of dollars. That’s fraud.

Severino: [puts down #1 sign]

Why are you ashamed? lol Sharon Tate’s own family loved the movie and her portrayal.

People are idiots; people in National Parks even more so.

I actually get more of a Brett Kavanaugh vibe from him.

Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

Sometimes the writers here come off as living in a bubble. 

As long as he’s not actively fucking over anybody, what’s the problem?

I think the Liam Neeson fiasco taught us that admitting our past mistakes and sharing how we’ve tried to learn from them just gets us shamed for not getting it all right the first time.

She would like a single plum, floating in perfume, and served in a man’s hat.

This happens from time to time on far-right political blogs too. Turns out that trying to judge where the line is between "offensive" and "so offensive we have to blame someone" is hard to identify, especially for a$$holes. 

I think the talent is deeper than you’re giving it credit for. The problem is that the weekly shows are dominated by the same 12-15 people being recycled into different feuds.

Company’s ad exec: “look, this may involve an incel spying on his naked mother and going skinhead out of female rejection, but c’mon.. The last guy representing this company was a pedophile.”

Now he has to marry his mother in law

Twitter is just talk radio for people who can’t stand waiting on hold.

Seriously. Warren has the specifics on her policy/proposals/platforms in a way that Bernie didn’t even when he was still refusing to accept defeat in 2016. It has impressed a LOT of people.

you knew they were gonna run into bookkeeping issues seeing as how Pelinka’s never really been around a ledger before