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When Jalen Rose breaks Lavar Balls nose can he claim that it was justifiable ? Because I’m thinking that it should be. And if not the legislature needs to get on that 

She’s just mad because she can’t do Kessel run in less than 13 parsecs.

so when the Bruins win the Cup on Wednesday will these ads then show up on the web browsers of poor children in Africa?

They’ve been keeping up on the Howard Huge beat for years!

You do understand that if you buy a courtside seat, a player landing on you is a very real possibility? You also understand that there was like zero malicious intent right? You seem like you must get in a lot of fights. I hope you don’t go out to crowded bars, like ever.

I have it on good authority that the interview with Dylan was conducted while he was sitting on a telephone wire hungrily eyeing some roadkill.

She got into USC on a rowing scholarship. 

She seems so broken and mentally ill at this point anything involving her just seems sad. 

My totally real girlfriend in Canada did the same thing. She just missed me too much and also had to get back to her supermodel gig. And we didn’t want to miss Diddy’s white party in the Hamptons that weekend.

How Game of Thrones (and My Marriage) Should Have Ended

That’s the thing being fought over, ultimately. The question of whether to impeach Donald Trump is, among other things, the question of how to defeat him.

Your summary is wrong. Drogon didn’t destroy Essos’ countryside; he burninated it. Crucial distinction. 

Get back to me when Bryce Harper destroys some poor baserunner’s faith in the fundamental laws of nature:

I have never watched this show or read any of your other recaps (Sorry!) but now i get why america loves this show. They all want to be Sheldon. Criticize everyone around them while never paying the price while eventually becoming rich and famous. I’m gonna go jump out a window BYE!!!!

I cannot believe there have been this many stories published about what boils down to two people arguing over gummy vitamins. 

yeah trusting adults to make informed decisions about things like “voting for a man that admits to groping women to impress Billy Bush” is STUPID. you shouldn’t nominate one of the most qualified people to ever run for President because she’s SHRILL and MEAN and REMINDS ME OF MY MOM.

“Donald Trump (and Mitch McConnell) enabled this by selecting two right-wing Catholics to give conservatives a firm majority on the Supreme Court.”

Never have I felt such a strong connection to Principle Skinner.

I’ll say this: I’m 35, and the thought of waking up two years from now and finding myself in a high-profile social media makeup feud with a 19 year old boy feels like one of the more embarrassing directions my life could potentially take.