If you begin a sentence with ‘I hope this doesn’t offend you’, then you probably shouldn’t keep going. I didn’t think this needed to be explained, yet here we are. 

I’m so scared for her. The dudes who pull shit like this to begin with? They don’t get better when they get angry.

...and change the uniforms like every year, and tear down a fun part of the ballpark to make everything a bit more corporate and “classy” and Yankees-y, and install a smug asshole that’s a hero to another region to condescendingly run your team and blame you for not loving it...

The business problems with marketing the Marlins isn’t so much the talent on the field, it’s the fact that in South Florida, there are a thousand things people would rather do than go to Marlins Park, for example snort cocaine and take a speedboat out at 3 a.m.

To be honest, gaslighting morons in Florida isn’t even that hard.

Somebody who forced a Gold-Glove shortstop to third base when acquired by his team while putting up some of the worst defense ever at that position has the same right to talk about accountability as our current president has to talk about morality.

I don’t know what I like more, that Hough turns to the camera liks getting smacked in the face with a hat was the greatest moment of her life or that Abdul appears to be totally invested in Pia Zadora cosplay now.

Reads like a Nunes memo to me.

These conversations are good, and for the next year, I hope we have them and we all fight like hell on behalf of the candidate we wish to represent the party.

That Tesla exploded in Shanghai yesterday because it caught a sneak peak of this shit. 

It’s Game of Thrones, if you’re not actually having sex with your sister then watching her have sex is the next best thing

Short, sweet, and to the point. She tagged Williams in it too, making the trolling all the better. No word yet on what Williams thinks, but they like to rag on each other, so odds are she’s raising her own glass to the bit.

Or y’all could do one better and get rid of the gross nationalist exceptionalist singing of “God Bless America” at sports altogether.

I’ll just be over here holding my breath.

The way to think about the rule is that it’s designed to prevent a defense from taking advantage of ‘defenseless’ runners and getting more than 1 out on a play where they should only be able to get 1 out.

“While this is a bittersweet day, my faith remains strong. After the fight of my life with leukemia, I count every day as a blessing. I am grateful that God granted me more days on this earth to continue my calling as a coach. I have always believed that we are blessed so we can bless others. My goal has been to plant…

So what? Maybe he likes his mom? Maybe she keeps him grounded. I truly think that people who haven’t lost a parent can’t understand how much that experience makes you value the one you have left.

What does fate have in common with Rudy Giuliani? They both like to fuck Cousins.

Good for you, but you missed the entire point of the comment by making sure to toot your own horn (I assume you are in your early 20s and can be retired with $20 million in 5 years, if you are going to meet and exceed those numbers).

Please don't respond directly to the MAGAts.

No he won’t.