I know, right. She looks like they grafted Maria Bartiromo’s head onto a random model’s body and then ran it through a couple of Snap filters so the cut & paste job looks less obvious.

Here’s your receipts, smartass:

Hate to break it to you, but there are WAY more people of that age watching and commenting on YouTube videos than are marching for...wait....”gun rights”? They’re marching for gun CONTROL.

I say go look at any selection of YouTube comment threads, and then get back to us on “teens are informed and empathetic”.

1. Why would an audience that is used to seeing her any time they want decided to follow her to “appointment television” in the middle of the night?

Why the HELL is it called “Vanderpump Dogs”, and NOT “Vanderpups”?!

Did that make you feel smug and important to get those digs in at Kevin and his wife? Don’t give a damn about them, but going off on a guy with “only” 5 million twitter followers and 3 million Instagram followers because he isn’t his two brothers seems kinda low.

Good God, that pastor looks like the beefed-out version of that skeevy photographer, Terry Richardson. SO MANY weird vibes here!

So you added that, but you left in the flippant “joke” about Moranis even after finding out he stopped acting to be a full-time father after his wife passed away? Jesus Christ!

“God does not want White Sox fans to feel joy....”

“He is shooting 45 precent” 

So who are the parents?

Can we get together a Kickstarter to buy out Twitter and just give it the Old Yeller treatment? Not only is it already past its peak monetary value, but more importantly, the majority of tweets from all areas of he political spectrum now might get it legitimately classified as a hate group.

Also, Jenna Marbles is apparently a chill, sweet person in real life with a Masters in Sports Psychology from Boston University, who happened to figure out pretty early on that YouTube viewers tend to love juvenile humor, animal videos, and people with somewhat over-gregarious personas.

But don’t you remember? Newt said that facts aren’t as important as how you feel, so you can say whatever you want during a campaign because the “truth” is whatever the people who vote for you feel you’re going to do. If it turns out that the candidate you voted for and his surrogates allowed you to project whatever…

“But....but Newt told me it was most important what I feel, not what the liberal media was telling me the facts were. And I totally felt this wouldn’t happen. So...Why is this happening?”

I’m very anxious and fearful myself.....because people like this voted Trump into office!!! Thanks for my endless dread, you selfish, bubble living, low-info, easily grifted motherf*ckers!

That’s his “Presidential” cap, i.e. another thing he can sell and pocket the profits for. Seriously. It’s also got a “45" on the side of it. Because nothing says Presidential like selling a BUNCH of Chinese made hats to the suckers who bought the first one.

Tough luck, Pierson. We already know who’s lined up to be Press Secretary for this administation. I even had a dream last night that confirmed it (true).