This statement makes absolutely no sense.

This article is loaded with gold:

"please mtv pimp my ride!"

Bacon has turned many a Jew.

"As a Jew, and as someone who has been raised to always support Israel (which, according to my parents, is my spiritual home, although I have never been)"

Too bad for Terry that photoshop doesn't have a "remove rape" tool.

Activate: MALE GAZE.

And then there's the counterpoint.

Just because one guys said what every guy he worked with was probably thinking doesn't mean he "invented" it.

Have they considered working from home with Google?

I can't tell if you're just being helpful or didn't get the joke - or both.

The gif of the kid crying is fucking tragic. The gif of the grown woman crying like a loved one just died is fucking hilarious.

So he's the love child of Silent Bob and Sideshow Bob.

When I was 19, I went out with some friends to an 18-and-over dance club so I could hook up with a 30-something guy I'd met the night before. I didn't think he'd show up. What self-respecting 30-something would be caught dead in a teen club? He did. But he was late. And in the meantime, I'd spotted this really hot…

I met my partner in the lobby of a Katherine Heigel Rom-Com. We were both running out of the theater and ended up vomiting all over each other at the stupid meet-cute premise.

My husband was my secret online boyfriend in EverQuest. At the end of the weekend we met in person, he turned to me and said, "So, who's moving?" (We lived 1,000 miles apart at the time). I did, we got married, we celebrate 10 years together next month.