This is why SCOTUS should have term limits.
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"Please remove all articles of clothing currently on your person in preparation for the ensuing acts of copulation. Please mark off the appropriate boxes on this form to determine which copulative acts will be performed and in what order."
Pillow talk when he finds someone: "Are you sufficiently lubricated to enjoy penetration?"
The similarities are striking.
Can we agree to stop calling the US men's team USMNT? It looks too much like TMNT and that is a problem. That headline would be so much more awesome if it were about Ninja Turtles.
When I was 12 years old, my mother hit pause on the VCR player, stopping the movie we were watching. I’m pretty sure…
For the same reason people bother with framerates over 60fps: e-peen measuring.
What the hell is the point of having 8k resolution? It doesn't look any better than Mass Effect 3 at 1080p to me.
that was the first thing I noticed
Yes. We are the same person and this is some Orphan Black shit.
I was in a two person kayak down in Turks & Caicos with my wife for about 27 seconds before I turned to her and asked her politely to get the fuck out.
Al Dente's Peak
They eventually used big buckets of detergent and brooms to scrub the roadway.
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's still too soon.
That was probably the second ball he got that game, and just handed blondie the first ball. Which happens, you know, all the time.
your move, Phoenix Jones.
We at Team Dog regret this incident and plan on investigating further.