IDK, those clear high-heels are pretty gimmicky.

No.

I’ll see your stops and add a stop to Local Motors with the kids to build up a matching set of Rally Fighters

The. Fucking. End.

Second lesson: don’t listen to people on the internet who state opinions as facts.

That said, Bulleit please. Unless you’re buying. Then I’ll have a Pappy Van Winkle. Unless I don’t like you. Then it’ll be a Pappy 23 thank you.

Those things didn’t wreck so well (see above - recommended stories)

Tobacco and weed makes a spliff. People would mix shit weed with tobacco to give the weed extra kick, or to pad it out.

Fuck shame, it’s time for bullets.

And on a Friday, too - just like you predicted, Michael.

Well, “much greater” is a stretch. Agree with the intent here, though.

I haven’t decided whether I care less about the New York subway system or drifting. I guess drifting is relevant, at least.

Confederate Motorcycles??!?!?!!?!?!?! Are you fucking kidding me? I guess you could call it “Fuck you niggers the south shall rise again motorcycles” but I guess that might be a bit too on the nose, eh?

They stopped putting trash cans in the stations a few years ago, cutting back on the late night trains coming in to dump the stuff. Of course, people just throw their shit in the tracks, which may be the cause of fire here.

Also it’s untrue. If you were trying to achieve absolutely the smoothest possible ride - say, if you have a glass of wine resting on the roof of your car - then the transmission of choice is a manual, for complete driver control.

At what cost? You just named it, it’s $30,000, or about the same price as a nicely equipped Camry.

I will buy this car for the air vents.

$hillary and Podesta worked this out over pizza at the week-end after discussing this month’s child-trafficking profits, and had Bill tell Loretta Lynch to send an FBI team in and make it look like insurance fraud to discredit the Trump team…

Dollars to doughnuts the owner did it himself for the publicity and insurance. I think it will be easily discovered, but something tells me that this guy isn’t the type to really think things through...

That's like threatening to fight every heterosexual at a Melissa Etheridge concert.