We have a grand-nephew who is getting married next year and is already sending out invitations because it’s going to be a cruise-wedding. A week long cruise-wedding. I told my wife that as much as I love her, being stuck on a boat with her relatives for a week is a complete non-starter. And I happen to like most of…

I swear, men are so stupid. Zero people want pictures of our dicks.

I’m ten years beyond this, so with the benefit of hindsight.......do it now!

did u see the part where i mentioned genocide and linked to the battle of the bastards.....

It was a Lyanna who protected Jon when he was born.

My father was a helicopter pilot in the Army. It was the mid/late 80s so he’d leave for 4 months at a time to go to Honduras and Ecuador. When he’d be home for a few months, I’d greet him in the driveway with a beer so he couldn’t be called away to fly again. I was in elementary school.

These pups like the way you think.

Haha. He’s a wee little businessman. On stilts.

Would it be inappropriate, given the circumstances, if we took up a collection to get Rep. Duckworth one of those prosthetic machine gun legs from that Grindhouse movie?

All I can think of when I see concert videos

Why do you feel you owe them an explanation of why you don’t drink? My go-to response to any number of such questions is “why do you ask?” or some similar question. I believe Miss Manners suggests it for nosy people who ask about why one doesn’t have children, but it is useful for all “none of your business”…

Yeah, I’ve never even tasted alcohol, because my dad is an alcoholic and I know myself enough to know I’d become one as well if I got started on that road. it really bothers some people, but I think it says more about them than me. I don’t even mention it unless someone asks.

I do not drink and never have and have no desire to start. Mostly I try not to talk about it, though, because there’s a certain kind of person who will get really weird about it. And you can’t always tell who that person will be ahead of time.

i feel like this applies

It’s actually true— the ambulance didn’t come equipped with a time machine to go back two weeks so his parents could take him to a doctor.

For me, it’s not only hard to make friends, but to keep them. As a working mom, I have a million responsibilities that eat up my day, so keeping in touch with friends and family sometimes falls by the wayside. In my head I’ll say, “you should really call Lauren and see how’s she doing,” but by the time I get home from…

I had absolutely no friends with children (at least not baby-children). I knew a girl at quilt guild who was due around the same time as me. After mine was born early and I learned (through stalking of her blog) that hers had just arrived, I e-mailed her and literally said, “I don’t have family here, and it looks like…

Oh wait! Doesn’t she have those two sons who are insufferable pieces of shit?

Said a spy, “He has one pair of those shoes that he’s been wearing since March. Clearly, he’s just very English. And very good at keeping his shoes clean.”

she’s stacked taller and looks more scrumptious than IHOP’s double blueberry pancakes.