I’d get excited for a live action Miles Morales movie if Sony had shown in the last 10 years that they could make a single live action super hero movie that wasn’t garbage.

Yeah God of War Ragnarok did these painted on runes that felt like they fit the world, even if it did leave you wondering who painted them. Not every developer can swing it, but I’d also be down if the accessibility options made these things more or less apparent. 

Yes, there is never bird shit under ledges on cliffs is there?

Look, I’m a designer - I’ve been building levels and encounters in games for 20 years - and on this topic of outrage I know three things are absolutely certain:

1. The VAST majority of people complaining about yellow paint are fragile males who crumple at the thought that a designer put that paint there specifically for…

The unwashed reddit/tweetosphere needs to understand that THEY are not representative of the other millions who play videogames and aren’t terminally online. This kind of thing isn’t FOR THEM. The devs didn’t put that stuff in to insult your intelligence, they put it in for the normies and there are way more of them…

I was going to say the left one looks more like Hayden Christensen, but I have no idea which one is supposed to be the “before” one.

Pretty much this.  It’s political theater.  Unless she’s this much of a meat head, there’s no way anyone thinks that she’ll be recasted in the role.  So yeah, it’s attention, plus maybe Disney settles out of court because they don’t want to deal with this something this stupid.

“I think Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman are about to save the whole Marvel universe.”

FWIW, the (mythic, to be sure) immaculate conception did not involve “Mary, Joseph, and a manger,” either. It just involved Mary’s parents fucking and some paperwork shuffling by the Almighty.

Why doesn’t Variety ever ask Harrison Ford how the masculinity of J.J. Abrams compares to the masculinity of George Lucas?

For me, it was the Omibot 2000.

i am genuinely excited for ‘Suicide Squad Kill The Justice League: All Cutscenes 4K’ on youtube.

Aaron Rodgers used to present as pretty normal and even thoughtful.

I thought Quantumania was fine-- nothing particularly special nor terrible, just fine.  I saw a comment somewhere that it was a good Marvel movie but a bad Antman & Wasp movie, and, honestly, that tracks.

17.76 is a bit high, we all know its going on sale for 14.88

Mine are 80

When Kotaku calls out for the Zoomers, Gen-X and Millennials get titchy.

“before your parents even knew how to make you, there was The Elder Scrolls II: Daggerfall.”

I appreciate the sentiment but my parents are in their late 60s