Please don’t let it be Tom Hanks, which was the name that sprung to my mind. I’d die inside.

“The closeted perv has never come out as gay”

Because he very well may not be; being a child predator /= gay. Abusive sex is about power, not identity.

The only failure of Hillary’s is to not be “left enough” to satisfy the far-left’s purity tests. They’ve glommed on to 30 years of Republican bullshit about both Clintons and now constitute half of the people pushing this crap in the media.

You want to know why she isn’t winning by a landslide? There’s a huge contingent of low-information voters out there who think Hillary Clinton, the most qualified woman (and one of the top among men) to ever seek the presidency, isn’t qualified.

Bullshit, one of these two candidates were dug into unfairly for that very rating/click obsessed media. It is the false narratives that constantly get spread about HRC and her occasional fuck-ups that get blown way out of proportion that is keeping this race close.

It is the fault of the tired, corrupt, old 2 party system that effectively anoints a candidate through the ruse of fair primaries/caucuses.

Yeah, I don’t agree with that even a little bit.

I know. . .we should have all gotten blood tests so we could compare liver values before and after the election.

It barely even matters at this point. I don’t like Hillary, she’s not the candidate I’d have chosen and I think she’ll be a mediocre president but the fact that she isn’t polling at 80-90% has already deeply shaken my faith in this country. Obviously the ramifications of a Trump victory are still so scary that I want…

Each story about Trump makes me want to drink myself to death more rapidly.

Belichick took Cleveland to the playoffs in 1994 and led them to their last franchise playoff win.

Fitting that a team best known for shitting itself has the team name running down its leg.

Roethlisberger. He was hit by a car while motorcycling and more or less walked away.

But it’s white people that need to talk about race. We’re the ones holding back the conversation saying “nope, slavery is over! black people can vote! Kaep is rich, not oppressed!”Chris Rock has a stand up bit where he says (paraphrase) his kids have the best chance to succeed, not because of him and his success, but…

Trent Dilfer would be selling insurance in Visalia if a mostly black Ravens defense hadn’t carried his replacement-level ass to a Lombardi Trophy. He might want to sit this one out.

We’re basically relying on voters of color to save white America from itself. Not that white America deserves to be saved. And this includes some of my left-wing white male friends who are convinced that there’s no significant difference between the two candidates.

“I think the real problem is that most Americans are afraid of smart people.” Truer words...

Especially funny when you consider that A) Trump doesn’t even drink, and B) Trump would never share a table with the heathens that support him.

I never understood that. These were my perceptions re. with whom I would want to have a beer: