I can 100% guarantee there is no way Trump would sign on to the forum if she was the one doing the interview. Not only would he know he’d be held accountable, but worse- the accountability check would be done by a gay woman. It would never ever happen.

Why on earth would they go with fucking Lauer for the forum when they have Maddow? Matt Lauer is an idiot.

The Today show and NBC seem to love giving Trump a pulpit. Maybe they actually want him to win because what a boon to news that would be. Every day there’d be protests, and the Giant Pumpkin would fuck things up daily so there would be so much to cover. Journalism for days. Hillary would just be politics as usual.

Up today: “A lot of people don’t realize that the military has a court system.”

To those who would defend Trump with “what he meant to say,” I would remind them that according to Trump, he always says what he means.

In NYC, we say “on line” not “in line.” But go ahead thinking you know all about America.

“I’m sensitive and I’d like to stay that way.
But also, Ann Coulter’s a cunt.”

There’s a putrid aura that surrounds her. The tomato I hurled suddenly stopped six inches from her face, was suspended in mid air for a moment, and then rapidly decomposed before my very eyes.

Ann Coulter bombed and Phyllis Schlafly died. What a weekend!

All she placed on the conveyor belt was a single bloody 24-ounce porterhouse. Wasn’t even wrapped in butcher’s paper or anything.

So did she go with the basket of hamsters this time or the usual bushel basket of grubs?

your produce doesn’t deserve that!

She is a despicable human being. Fuck her. Oh, hey everyone!!! Today’s non Ann Coulter update (that worthless piece of shit): It’s 5:08 PM in Dubai and the Heat Index is currently 121 degrees, or as the rest of the world says, 50 Fahrenheit. You could easily roast Ann Coulter on a spit in this weather. Also, here’s a…

She buys groceries?! I assumed her sustenance came from turning her head 180 degrees and eating the face of her partner during copulation.

I once stood behind Ann Coulter on line at a supermarket checkout. It took me all my strength not to throw my produce at her.

Jewel’s response is lovely:

Yes, my heart breaks for the PTSD suffered by the rapist who got caught, convicted, and was punished with a slap on the wrist.

Feel free to dismiss the rape apologist if you’d like!

I think it’s wonderfully optimistic that you think he’ll feel shame over this.

As long as the protestors don’t resort to violent action or harass his family and friends, I think this is an appropriate form of expressing anger about an obvious injustice. In lieu of a prison sentence, Turner will have to endure this humiliating protest and live with the shame forever, even if the actual…