If you're running the spread offense, I can't imagine anything more spread out that placing your players all over the country on different teams.

He posted a couple more terrible tweets at the end of his blog post, and those tweeters have similarly shut down their accounts after being given a raft of crap.

i would listen to an entire undergraduate program from common

Lego Batman is the BEST Batman.

Hmm, I think I'm gonna go with this one for tonight:

When I was in high school, we read The French Lieutenants Woman. One mother absolutely refused to let her seventeen year old son read it due to the "pornographic" sex scene. She insisted that he had no idea about sex and she would be damned - damned! - if he would be learning from school.

Woman poses, picture is chosen for cover, woman is scrutinized instead of the publication.

So everyone, answer me this:

Did HANNAH DAVIS decide which photo ended up on the cover? Did she make that call? Or did she just, you know, show up, do her job, and then someone chose that photo?

Did HANNAH DAVIS think "Yeah, I think I'll pull my bathing suit down a little, that is an idea I am having personally" or was…

Maybe I'm too liberal but I don't see the big deal. I wish parents were more honest and say that they're uncomfortable looking at half naked people and leave kids out of it. Kids for the most part don't give a shit about a lot of stuff parents worry about. How will this cover harm them?

is this what happens to someone's sense of humor when they read Atlas Shrugged over and over?

Did you miss the entire paragraph about how people with kids should go out to eat and stay in a hotel on Valentine's Day?

How do you know he wasn't? With bills to pay and it being technically easier to find a job in his current field, and with the turnover rate so high, I can easily imagine there being no time or money to retool.

Well clearly you need to just quit your terrible union grocery job and take up the luxurious life of a barista.

"in some European countries tipping is just not customary."

This is one of the most spectacularly dumb comments I've ever seen, for just so many reasons.

I got my first submission in that category in about five months this past week.

Like FreshlyShaven said, if you can't afford to pay a tip then don't go out. It's that simple. I'm broke as fuck and because of that I make my own food instead of going out.

1) If you didn't have a union, you'd almost certainly have shittier wages and working conditions.
2) If you can't afford to tip when you eat out, cook for your own self. There's no excuse for being a cheap-ass piece of shit.

GOD CREATED ADAM AND EVE NOT fWAR AND OBP!

Lobster tomalley is incredibly boring. For a sobering perspective, compare it to the tomalley (or "mustard") of the blue crab, which is what is served to the most purehearted of saints in the afterlife.