We do, and yes: http://bfy.tw/2TKL

Sauron’s arc is in the Silmarillion. He was basically an angel whose love for and obsession with order caused him to eventually align with Melkor, the Satan of Middle-Earth. It’s very much like how Lucas tells Anakin’s story.

Bill Sikes is the Emperor. Fagin is Vader.

The Joker’s story depends on what era you’re talking…

“We all know that zombies walk really slowly. What this movie presupposes is: maybe they don’t?”

I hear Ryan Murphy’s going to make a show with multiple black characters!

::looks at name of show::

Well, fuck.

Ask the plurality of GOP voters who have kept him atop the polls. This is conservative America, buddy.

Also, Papelbon looks like Magary’s coked-out brother.

Except for, you know, NUMBERS, you fucking moron.

“They somehow have a winning record, but the dugout has gotten downright toxic.”

FIFY.

No, he was literally ejected for arguing calls.

How frequently someone gets ejected has nothing to do with whether or not they are whiny, immature, or an asshole.

A.J. Pierszynski and Russell Martin have roughly the same number of ejections (source: http://www.beyondtheboxscore.com/2015/1/19/7628…), and it’s widely known that A.J. is a complete douchebag, while…

Hyperbole is a useful rhetorical tool. In both cases, the narrative surrounding the player has fuck-all to do with reality.

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And Harper actually DOES play the game “the right way,” just like all those asshats love. They just don’t recognize it because they prefer a bland meathead who hustles and kind of sucks to a charismatic star who hustles EVEN MORE and is awesome.

Bryce Harper is a douchebag because . . . ummmm . . . he blew a kiss at a pitcher? Who was plunking batters? In the minors? Half a decade ago?

Bryce isn’t anywhere close to a douchebag, period, let alone the uber-douche that morons who know nothing about the kid seem to have created from whole cloth. He’s a good…

Guy in Pittsburgh using the words “chuffed” and “arse,” pointing out irrelevant misspellings on the menu, and patting himself on the back for tipping pre-Groupon as if that’s anything other than standard?

Yeah, I totally believe that you weren’t at all an insufferable prick to the server and probably everyone else you…

Doug McManus knows that HE’S the abjectly terrible one, not the poor server he tricked into saying “douche” all night, right?

“I feel it’s really important that we make fun of everybody,” she said.

OK, but punch UP.

To be fair: do you have a peer-reviewed academic source for your original assertion?

EDIT: Never mind. Read down the thread and don’t want to be on the same side as that condescending dude, burden of proof or no burden of proof.

Countering the programming society gives little girls (be quiet, be nice, your body is shameful, you are a temptress, you are at fault, you are ruining a man’s life) will be far more useful to them.

I know you’re trying to be funny, but these people were sincerely trying to help. There was no need to be so rude and curse at them.

Using curse words for shock value is just bad practice, and this is why little blogs like this Kitchenette (never heard of it before now) will never get off the motherfucking ground.