Hey, Natty Bo is pretty decent as cheap-ass American adjunct lagers go.

I AM WATCHING THE SANDLOT!

Jia Tolentino's friend was once (allegedly) HELD UP AT GUNPOINT by Mike Jones.

Who?

"That's ridiculous. Everyone knows there's no such thing as a racial slur for Indians." —Dan Snyder

I don't want to live on this planet anymore I don't want that guy to live on this planet anymore.

He's just afraid that the truth will come out:

Most of this is good, old-fashioned awkwardness, but some of these guys belong on some kind of watch list.

It leads to the "totally valid" question . . .

I'm not making a stand. It's a constant reminder kind of thing.

Good to know you think these people were doing the right kind of rioting.

Why, it's almost as if things some people do when angry don't correlate to the general behavior or character of that or any population at large at all!

Also: setting fires, unlawfully discharging firearms, breaking into a stadium, and destruction of property are all explicitly mentioned in the article.

When is Bill O'Reilly going to speak out denouncing the lawlessness in the white community?

What would that prove? That women have bad impulses, too, so therefore men don't rape?

I am so glad D.C. was not selected.

But even celiac sufferers aren't allergic. Their small intestine cannot absorb a protein found in the gluten of certain grains.

Mansplaining is a real thing. It doesn't mean you don't get to have opinions; it means that when you condescendingly assume someone doesn't know or understand a subject because they are a woman, you are a dick.

Her worldview is identical to the parent of a bully who doesn't believe their little angel would ever do such a thing, except writ large.

I bet her kids are insufferable.

It's not that white people don't get to talk about race. It's that ignorant white people no longer get a pass for saying ignorant shit or get to play the victim when called out for saying ignorant shit. This is a good thing, and will improve racial discourse.

"we're the people who eagerly consume scrapple, so it says something when a food is too horrifying for us to touch."

Scrapple is made from easily identified parts of the pig - head, liver, and heart - plus cornmeal. It's a damn sight healthier for you and uses better meat than your average breakfast sausage. I'll…

Note to readers: Be careful when evaluating the content of that link. "No open container law" simply means that an open container of alcohol, by itself, is not an offense. It DOES NOT mean you can drink while driving. This is a clarification, not a criticism.

It's pretty easy to scroll past this without clicking on it.