His "Couch Slouch" column is like Jay Leno playing the Catskills. Just awful.

For some reason, I went into this expecting the men to be into HER sister . . . not their own sisters. Blargh.

I actually like my friends, miss them when they live far away, and like hearing their voices.

the point ——————————————————————————————->

::Your head::

I want the one I can't have/And it's driving me ma-a-ad...

She didn't seem to have any ill intent. Her own child was tragically stillborn, and she wanted to play with a kid. That's all. She left when asked.

I kinda thought Blue Mommy was sweet.

"You have at least two years to curtail your cussing before it embarrasses you by coming out of your child's mouth."

This is totally not true. You have a year and a half, tops, and with early talkers, more like 15 months.

But yes: cursing around babies has literally no effect on them.

The police can and will do whatever they want. All your recourse is remedial. You should always keep that in mind when dealing with them.

Then you should probably not carry a gun.

Actually, the plain text of the Amendment goes beyond mere "separation" of church and state.

"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion . . ."

What is misunderstood is not that there is a separation of church and state, but rather, than the separation of church and state does not mean that the…

I laugh whenever I see this, because there's no way the rich people who bankroll this conservative propaganda would ever live in Reagan.

"Tonight, a stowaway bear is terrorizing space shuttle astronauts. But first, a sneak peak at tomorrow's Itchy & Scratchy parade!"

"I have Ebola."

He's arguing backwards.

The question is: what is the rational relationship of the challenged law to a legitimate state interest?

He's argued how overturning the law will not serve a specific state interest. He's argued how a different law - the one allowing opposite-sex marriage - serves a specific state interest. He…

The most capable and successful woman I know was captain of her high school cheerleading squad. Cheerleading is a sport of its own, and is highly athletic.

You can get an insane camping hammock with hanging straps, a mosquito net, and a rain fly that collects water for drinking for a total of $500. I cannot imagine why a plain ol' hammock would be $880.

Immersion blender. Without question. I make a lot of hot sauces, BBQ sauces, and soups.

I do so love Kirsten Schaal.

Well, what were you doing there, then?