You buy food from the restaurant and service from the server. You've already gotten the service by the time the bill comes. Good service gets a good tip (over 20%); mediocre service gets a mediocre tip (20%); bad service should be taken up with management instead of just passive-aggressively stiffing the server.

That…

You magnificent bastard. +1

I invite you to attempt to negotiate fair wages with a service industry employer. If you take a hard line, they will just fire you.

"What should I pay the salary of someone who doesn't work for me?"

Yes, and you do it every time you spend money in the economy, bozo. Do you think the CEO of Kraft or General Mills or…

Tax fraud is tax free like stealing something is getting a giveaway.

How do you imagine tips primarily come these days: credit card or cash? Maybe some, or even most, servers don't report the cash, but the cash is a small part of the tip pool, and frankly, it's better to have credit card tips, anyway, because it's…

"Make your employer pay you."

This fundamentally misunderstands the state of affairs in the American service economy, so much so that I assume it has to be a fucking joke.

If it's not a fucking joke, then you, yourself, are a fucking joke.

It's not tax free.

Anyone who says they shot it the wrong way isn't paying attention to why it's framed that way: to focus tight attention on Pratt and provide a channel for the ice water dump to be visible.

The pc crowd group of decent people who don't believe their personal nostalgia for a football team's name trumps everything else is just apoplectic really stoked that they are losing increasing numbers of people are coming to their side in the Redskins name fight.

Fixed it for you.

#HTTW

"So while it may have had negative usage later, the origin was benign."

"Instead, now they are planning to meet up again somewhere between Nova Scotia and Ireland."

So, like, a raft floating in the middle of the North Atlantic?

The vast majority of people are no more able to assert themselves in legal proceedings than they are able to overhaul their transmission. That's why we have professions.

You're thinking of the MPRE. Character & fitness to practice is part and parcel of a prospective attorney's application to the bar. Unfortunately, once admitted, many states will balk at disbarring an attorney for anything other than blatant, unrepentant corruption.

Dating your client after beginning the…

Her face says, clearly: "This hypnosis bullshit doesn't really work, but we all decided to let mom and dad think it does, because it makes them happy."

lifestyle in which parents make a choice to feed their child only natural foods that come from the earth

As opposed to the rest of us, who feed their children things that do not come from the earth, like meteors and solar radiation.

Great piece.

You, the non-fan, are supposed to use the preview to point out to the fans why their team sucks. You will be saying: "Fans of the Houston Texans, this list of things here is Why Your Team Sucks."

If I had to guess Leonard is more of a planner than Penny, which is funny…

Not one single "well, this explains WWI and WWII" joke?

In that study, the results showed gay and bisexual boys are almost four times more likely to cause a pregnancy, while lesbian and bisexual girls are more than twice as likely to get pregnant.

Well, there goes the "banning same-sex marriage is related to the state's interest in responsible procreation" argument.

Yeah, the reason is that we lost our fur through evolution and need clothing to protect us from the elements. That has nothing to do with Nicki's ass.