I'm in the same haze. As ever, great writing about horrifying content!

Small correction for you: Dana Milbank is a man.

I was just going to say: finally, paranoiac shut-ins will have a good reason to store their urine!

"Mark Perry of the American Enterprise Institute notes, for example, that in the four years 2009 to 2012 there were 98 reported sexual assaults at Ohio State."

Well, if those numbers were true of a specific four-year timeframe at only one of the nation's 4,500 institutions of higher education, they must universally…

Which team would be the most fun to watch with LeBron added to their squad? I say the Wizards. I know there's no way it happens, but Wall/Beal/James would be a helluva core.

I love the argument that real Americans should dislike anything European.

You know who loved effete, upper-class European stuff? The Founding Fathers.

My routine:

I retract BERGDOLL!! in favor of BABYDAHL!!! and am justly humbled.

BERGDOLL!!

That joke just whipped right past you, huh?

Without a crime being committed, but with a judicial determination that the person poses a threat of violence subsequent to a hearing, where the respondent can introduce evidence in their defense and where there exists a burden of proof that must be met by the petitioner.

If you look at relative food access across demographics - particularly when looking at the food options available to low- and middle-income Americans - then yeah, it's had to change. Food deserts are real and prevalent.

How about the idea that when food consumption changes such that obesity becomes the norm, people's pre-existing genetic advantages become MORE apparent, not less apparent?

This, exactly.

"It had nothing to do with genetics . . ."

Hey, look! An asshole!

"How self-centered would we be as humans to believe that we are the only living things in the universe," she said of her belief in extra-terrestrials.

Points in favor of the song: Aloe Blacc's voice kinda sounds like a male Tracy Chapman; makes me think of "Your Song" by Elton John.

That's probably because "hitting another person is wrong" is self-evident to anyone over the age of three.