You've got to be kidding me. Drew is God-awful on the radio. His speaking voice is grating and his demeanor is simultaneously preeningly condescending and gigglingly insecure.

No. There is only a physical exam to confirm the presence of a hymen, which can be lost in about an infinity of ways that are not fucking, including, but not limited to:

I'm definitely not arguing that every C-section is necessary, and your mileage may vary with regard to babies in your thirties and forties, for sure.

History is not science.

The difference between the questions is that the one you pose begins with the premise that the historical event happened.

Part of that is that more people are having kids later in life, I suspect. After a certain point, the connective tissue in the pelvis is not as flexible, and if the baby's got a big head, you can labor and labor without much progress.

And just when I thought I couldn't love her more, she goes and does this.

Just excellent.

"rating any and all dick pics her staff are sent"

I'd like to give this guy a good shake. What a fucking imbecile.

In my experience, American nuns know a hell of a lot more about "privileged and prophetic witness rooted in Christ revealing divine love to a wounded world" than Catholic leadership ever will.

Does anyone else hear the rhythm of this kid's speech and think "he's definitely on the spectrum"? The halting, slightly uncomfortable quality - like he's mimicking how he thinks other people speak - the absolutism of his belief, the petulance and frustration when plans go awry ("I have an opinion and I want it to be…

<3<3<3 forever

Stella is much worse than PBR. It tastes God-awful, and the only people who like it are drunken, woman-beating soccer hooligans who drink it for the extra 1% ABV and idiots who think it's a fancy Belgian import. Stella: It's Belgium's Busch.

I thought I had sex in here until I read the article. Then I realized that it was a minivan, not a box truck, it was parked in a field outside Des Moines instead of in the Bay Area, the cops chased me away, and no one charged me because I was by myself the whole time.

Goddamnit, Wayne Coyne.

There's already a great documentary about that called "Inside Man."

As to your first point: (1) I was positing, as you've noted, an alternative theory; and (2) please note Doctor Worm's comment about the literal concentration camp executions of the mentally disabled. Maybe also look into the history of sanitariums and asylums in America. For like five seconds.

"neither is 'retarded,' so are we cool to say that?"

In the first issue of the original comic, they chop up fifteen gang members.