Hahahahahahaha!

Do your kids constantly call you names? They should...

Sounds like you have recurring genetic issues...

And better yet, stop spoiling kids with more needless bullshit. Dude clearly stores his balls in a purse.

Mazda CX9 was born from the Ford CD3 platform, that born from Mazda G, a long time ago...not a new model name/size.

Flex. 365hp. 350 ft-lb. AWD. Badass two-tone. Begging for a tune.

Add in the kink in the headrest stitching...I love walking into dealers to see this shit, and pull handles, turn knobs...slam doors. FCA makes me shake my head all the time...

Isn’t the manual dropped as of next MY?

My Taurus SHO can swallow a 10.5 foot Old Town Dirigo 106 kayak with seats ripped out...trunk closed. It’s amazing what wrenches can do.

I once leased a Grand Caravan. Then I replaced with a Taurus X and never looked back. Then, Ford added 5 inches of wheelbase to the Taurus X for the Flex and, wow. Then I leased my loaded EcoBoost Flex, and WOW! Funk dis noise. Tuned Flex wins!

As in the ex-Dime Building on Griswold?

Better not get anything under an R/T, or my SHO will smoke your ass.

Too bad Henry Ford II was a huge part of the RenCen.😂

This post is SHIT. Pack your shit up. McDonald’s is hiring.

Fusion Sport...nice! I’m currently leasing a 15MY SHO. Awesome DD and family car. Especially in the snow. Can’t imagine another DD that doesn’t have AWD. It’s awesome in all conditions. I loved my 13MY manual trans Fusion, but 325 hp and AWD in an adult sized car would be great. And then there’s that 400hp Continental…

400 lbs? Maybe with a gutted interior and missing body panels. Nope. Not even that would do it.

The design team almost certainly performed some hara-kiri after this one.

How many small animals can the grille eat per mile?

One of the engineering managers at my old job had one of these. It was interesting to see occasionally.

Collective pitch RC copters are fun! For the short period of flight I can manage with my Nano CPx...