Heck, they’re not just leaving MN Nice at home, they’re removing the ‘Passive’ from the ‘MN Passive-Aggressive’ and just going feral on her.

.....(narrows eyes).......okay, but....is that LITERALLY leaving your porch light on for him, or just thinking about him every day when you turn on your light?

I’d be lying if I said that hipstery get-up isn’t distracting from the story. And, say the same thing of a man, because, quite frankly, I can’t get over Jacob Soboroff’s try-hard look on MSNBC.

I used the same strategy to get my first serious girlfriend to sleep with me.

1. Take the oil

Of all the things that make me angry about Breitbart, the thing that is making me the most irrationally angry is this snippet:

“We’re the party of Lincoln! You remember him! He fought a whole big war to free the slaves! So, basically, ignore the last 50 years of actual policy and remember the guy from 150 years ago. Clearly, we care more about civil rights than those dirty Democrats.”

I love that this is the Republican narrative. It’s like…

Middle school me would have died for that invention. That may be the best thing he or his lackeys ever did.

Just called @jenbielema to check in. She is looking for answers to crime scene. These two claim to know nothing #WPS

I’ll bet this idiot gets offended when people stare.

like most kids her age

Do all the Solo children fall to the Dark Side?

I really, Really, like REALLY want to like her......But she just makes it so damn hard!

I can’t believe 2016 is a real year that we’re all living through.

Sweden was cowardly for playing a tactic that got them a victory? Are these the unwritten rules of football?

I think that was supposed to be a Tourette’s joke.

What is it with you, Hope Solo, and this “cowardly” stuff?

U.S. Soccer is a bunch of hypocrites considering Tim Howard has been blurting out inappropriate things his entire career.

the four swimmers spoke to U.S. State Department officials and they agreed to shut up. Almost immediately after the briefing, Lochte “walked across the street” and gave an interview

I see they're already regretting the decision to use UFC referees in the Olympics.