Oh my god that is the worst excuse/lie I've ever heard.

The grey system is horrible. It's so demoralizing to have our contributions relegated to the sludge pile with the rape gifs and shitposters.

I so agree with you. My solution would be to have all commenters start un-greyed, and then only relegate them to the greys if they get a certain number of dismisses/reports/"downvotes." Then again, I have a feeling Jez wants to encourage the "cool kids club" mentality.

You are too Reddit to function.

That article is one of the best things ever posted on this site. Holy shit.

So. Fucking. Creepy. Lisa Frank illustrations give me the heebie-jeebies hardcore.

I ate horse when I was in Japan. So unexpectedly tender and delicious. I am now 9000% for eating horses.

I'm with you. What's the motivation to post at all?

Gawker needs to just bite the bullet and instate an upvote/downvote system. The system as it is now doesn't discourage trolls, but instead keeps new and irregular commenters contributions hidden.

Further evidence that the pending comments system is completely useless for discouraging shitposters.

That's the ultimate insult. :-/

Yeah. The first thing that'll show up when you Google this kid will be a video of him high and crying over Beyonce. I'm sure that's going to help him a lot when he starts going for job interviews.

Jezebel is really loves to pick and choose who that's applied to.

I think the hostility directed towards Bynes is based on the fact that she was such a fixture in a the childhoods of people who grew up in the mid-late 90's to early 00's. It's a selfish reaction based on seeing a part of their childhood "ruined."

It's weird how any other time tattoos come up on Jezebel about a thousand commenters fall all over themselves shrieking "DON'T TELL ME MY TATOOS ARE UGLY RABBLE RABBLE," but when it comes to Lady Gaga the consensus is that ugly tattoos should be shamed.

What about the story of a woman who masturbated with a lobster and was impregnated by it?

Whenever I want to say Stevia I accidentally think "salvia" instead.

Yeah I'm pleasantly surprised they appear to be over the age of 15.

For real. Both ladies are beautiful A-list zillionaires who could have any guy on the planet if they wanted to. I can't imagine either one getting too catty over Mr. Coldplay.

All three of them are obnoxious and should be ejected into space forthwith.