She was in Pirates of the Caribbean 1. She was the female captain that was never mentioned ever again

The cold war ends

I'm watching it right now by breaking the linear passage of time! But now Benjamin Franklin wants me to stop using my phone because it is distracting him and President Chelsea Clinton from seeing if Magneto and Mystique fuck or not

It makes sense if you read the comics.

I've been waiting for the return of Parks & Rec for so long now, I'm scared it'll disappoint me. And then I see the commercials with a Johnny Karate TV Show, and I feel much better. And any excuse to have all of these characters together again, even if for just a few weeks, is well worth it.

Every time PB said "TIMMYYYYY!!!!" all I could hear was Miss Piggy's "KERMIEEEEEE!!!!"

Watching Val play was like watching a Chiuaua at a dog park. I've never seen so much nervous shaking or smiling on anyone. Ever. And her story about naming a character after Alex was incredibly creepy, although I really want to read that book now.

I mostly want to get through the remaining 32 movies I have left to see on the AFI's Top 100.

What types of people are in every boyband five years later. There's a successful one, a reality TV one, an E! Special one, what else?

toot de la fruita

“emotionally affecting witty sci-fi epics” — Moon
“dark foreign horror-comedies featuring a strong female lead" The Babadook
Do more! Do more! I'm good at this game!

I screamed "Nepotism" at that scene.

I was thinking the same thing. They seemed so happy, and I expected a car bomb or something.

It wasn't shit. So that's something

Too Many Cooks!

No, not at all. I agree with everything Will has been saying about not giving up the source (although I'm pretty sure he never knew the source in the first place). It does more harm than good to give up the source, and that is the smartest thing that anyone has done in any of these episodes. But I can just imagine…

I'd rather have another Polar Express.Why Zemeckis, why!

Absolutely. And I double checked about Grey's. It was in it once before, another time after. But it is chronically overplayed, nonetheless. I'm running my high school talent show this year and while screening some of the applicants someone told me they were doing this song. I couldn't hold it together.

Or a remake of A Few Good Men

Thank you kindly. But imagine if someone gave Sorkin the chance to remake Network. We'd all be doomed