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habeasdorkus
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The amount of bullshit twaddle from entitled twits in this comment section makes me hope that he never publishes a single additional word in the series, and I fucking love ASOIAF and have a fairly categorical and comprehensive knowledge of the series.

You're the type of button up twerp that would complain that Austen didn't finish Northanger Abbey and how dare you get something unfinished.

Martin has written more worth reading than Bukowski, and Bukowski was brilliant with a sentence.

Tim Marchman posts on the AVClub?!

Holy fuck are you tedious.

AND IT WAS SER ARTHUR DAYNE. HE WAS THE SWORD OF THE MORNING. NOT THE SWORDZ OF THE MORNING!

A Dance With Dragons, Book of the Year edition. With upgraded fonts!

Her Inheritance Trilogy was incredibly self assured for a young writer. Stupid sexy Nahadoth.

Eh, GRRM is a good writer regardless of genre. He's no Nabokov, or even a Harbach, but he's better than Jonathan Franzen.

Tigana is really damn good, but I'd probably go with The Lions of Al-Rassan. Kay does a lot of historical fiction fantasy, with fantastic elements mapped onto real world history.

can't rush good curses.

Poor Fat Walda :(

Oh god yes. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU CONVERT TO ORTHODOX JUST BECAUSE YOU MARRIED SOMEONE WITH GOOD GENES, HEIR?! WE'RE HOLY ROMAN EMPERORS FOR CHRIST-SAKES!

Pfft, Jon Snow is Str 14, Dex 14, Con 12, Int 11, Wis 13, Cha 17. He makes a very solid Pathfinder paladin.

Re: #2, Joe LoTruglio's line reading of "Put a baby in her, Jake!" was truly exceptional.

He gets as much from this as Christopher Darden and Marcia Clark, which is to say whatever the royalties are on the books the writers bought about the trial to do research. And even there I'm pretty sure that money is going to pay the $33.5 million judgment against him in the civil trial (where he was found

His book about the Supreme Court is also fantastic. He's a darn good legal journalist.

I miss Katie Baker.

I'm glad to see you'll be joining me in the no-social skills corner. You can bring the dessert.