1. I was LEGITIMATELY relieved when Antoni did not try and show the Jones sisters how to cook. “Your bbq is legendary, but have you thought about making grilled cheeses?”
2. When the one sister got her teeth fixed, I wept openly. My mother went through the same lifelong feelings about her teeth before she got them…

I think we called it a mushroom cut or alternately the JTT.

Fingers crossed that he’s playing David Robert Jones and that Morbius’ origins will now be tied into ZFT and the Fringe-Verse!

Or like if Shrek put on a trenchcoat and pretended to be human.

Is that even makeup? It looks like they just color corrected her to blue in post. 

If the podcast is anything like the album, I’ll listen to the episode about Fake Empire, catch a few minutes of the Slow Show ep, and than unsubscribe but tell people I’m still listening.

I dunno. I watched enough Grimm to know that’s not a rat but an Eisbiber and the Wessen council are going to be ticked Cohen woged in public.

Come on, Mr. Hanks. Call up Marvel and tell them you want to play the human form of the dread Dormammu. We’ve only ever seen slightly villainous Hanks. Go full villain!

Psst. Hey, everyone. It’s okay to like Rent. I know, I know, a lot of folks crap on nowadays. But, maybe like me, you grew up in the 90's and lived in the margins with the wierdos and outcasts. Or, maybe you were LGBTQ than and having something so mainstream celebrating your identity back than was thrilling. Maybe you…

Solid, funny episode. And, I couldn’t help but think that the PFT soup thing was a secret Big Chunky Bubbles reference.

I loved the “Niednagel” Easter egg that felt like it was especially for Good Place Podcast listeners.

Also, Chidi screaming, “As I was saying before I saw the TIME KNIFE!” is great. WJH’s timing, inflection and surprisingly jacked body are secret MVP’s on a show full of MVP’s.

Tom Green made Freddy Got Fingered a movie I will fight and die on a hill defending it’s greatness. Maybe we’ll get a Moochy Would You Like Some Sausage moment.

Is it the one where Scott Bakula plays Crawdaddy Mardigras, who fights navy crime, drives a fanboat, eats beignets and punches dem ‘dere gators!?!

I’m like 95% sure Christina Applegate made a quick cameo as the french lady riding a bike. 95% sure.

I can’t believe no one else has pointed out the obvious about why Gritty’s face is so terrifying: It’s the exact face any women who sleeps with Donald Trump sees at the moment of his climax. Gritty is the Presidential O Face.

Man, these comments are way less contentious than the Baby It’s Cold Outside ban comments. And, I see William Shatner hasn’t chimed in. I wonder why one ban by a private business of a Christmas song is cool and another is evidence that snowflakes are killing Christmas with their participation trophies?

There’s nothing purer and more decent on the Internet than @IvePetThatDog. Just a little kid who wants to pet lots of dogs and help dogs get adopted. It’s a very nice thing in a mean world and that’s no small feat nowadays.

Isn’t The Berhalter Pulisic a Robert Ludlum novel?

I’d be delighted if people started treating Tom Waits Christmas Card From a Hooker in Minneapolis the way they do Hallelujah. Just a bunch of vaguely religious choirs pretending to be junkies singing to Charley about getting out of prison on parole in a month. I mean, it’s more Christmas-y than Hallelujah; it has…

Best line of the night and one that seems to perfectly sum up this shows ethos: “I am a grown-ass superhero who’s just trying to play the lute for a Minotaur.”

Also, sometimes I think the writer’s room for LoT is pretty much the writer’s room for Gremlins 2 in that Key and Peele skit. “Are you talking about using…