I’d be delighted if people started treating Tom Waits Christmas Card From a Hooker in Minneapolis the way they do Hallelujah. Just a bunch of vaguely religious choirs pretending to be junkies singing to Charley about getting out of prison on parole in a month. I mean, it’s more Christmas-y than Hallelujah; it has…

Best line of the night and one that seems to perfectly sum up this shows ethos: “I am a grown-ass superhero who’s just trying to play the lute for a Minotaur.”

Also, sometimes I think the writer’s room for LoT is pretty much the writer’s room for Gremlins 2 in that Key and Peele skit. “Are you talking about using…

Indiana assents. Plus, it’s also Race Weekend around here which means you just start drinking on Carb Day and don’t stop til Tuesday.

There’s no way a shelf that has FA Hayek on it doesn’t also have a special, reserved spot for Atlas Shrugged.

Alternate headling: Hey, poor people: if you weren’t poor, you could be a little less poorer still!

Sorry, this policy is in another castle.

It’s like how that one town square from Gilmore Girls lets you know your on the Warner Brother’s back-lot or how anytime you see Callum Keith Rennie show up you know your in Vancouver. What I’m saying is Callum Keith Rennie is the Stars Hollow’s Gazebo of British Columbia.

And, to think, if Donald Trump weren’t President, he’d have had to change his name to Solar Panel Sprouse.

I always liked the Middleman’s default social network site: MyFaceOnATube.

Why is a two year old Bob Odenkirk anecdote the headline and not DRUNK HISTORY DOES ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?!? Holy cow, I didn’t realize how much I needed that mashup until I heard about it right now. It’s like watching 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown.

Black Lightning now has Bill Duke and Robert Townsend!?! That’s some damn fine casting.

So, even with him making a silly face in that pic, it makes me a little nervous about one thing: I’m genuinely worried this movie might be too sexy. I mean, I don’t have ovaries or anything but that pic, even with that silly face, is so sexy I might actually be pregnant right now.

They must have told Cruikshank that Peter Pettigrew was hiding in the end-zone.

Is it the Original lawsuit they amended or the New Original lawsuit? 

Vrabel looks like every office’s micro-brew enthusiast who’s decided that for this year’s Comic-Con he’s going to cosplay as Jon Favreau’s character from the Replacements.

Marc Alan Jackson still sings ‘Chattahoochee’, but he does it acerbically.

We used to drink Steel Reserve in college. It’s a “High Gravity” lager, aka malt liquor, that has about 3 times the normal amount of alcohol as Bud/Coors and it cost about 5 bucks for a six pack. If that had tasted good instead of like a headache in liquid form, I’d probably be dead or needing a new liver or, worse,…

I made my rings the old-fashioned way: I got run over by a Hedgehog!

This show has a Little Bit of Everything!

Hoosier here. If someone did a survey for highest per capita Confederate Flag ownership outside of the south, Indiana would win by a country mile. It makes zero sense. It’s like a Giants fan wearing a Patriots shirt after the Giants won the Super Bowl. And, north central Indiana, (basically between Indy and South…