like there’s lots of middling level vocal talent out there (and i love pop music)

Based on strictly anecdotal evidence, I’ve found that the happiness and success of a marriage is inversely proportionate to the extravagance of their wedding.

... why would you take the strawberries out? Like, toss some strawberries in that biiiiiih, won’t no one mind.

Somehow I feel like writing a show more in line with the reality of the actual nightmare it is to work for Nasty Gal would be way funnier.

Especially because the boos, which were brief and scattered (and more directed at the ending than the film as a whole, I’ve heard), were mentioned here but not the 4-minute long standing ovation that Kristen and the movie received at the end.

I’m deeply insecure and test my relationships like a petulant teenager until I feel safe.

Exactly. Someone didn’t like what he said. This speaks VOLUMES.

My thoughts exactly. Who called and threatened to ruin him if he didn’t “clarify” his statements?

The guy whose name now emblazons the former Avery Fisher Hall.

So.... which of these horribly powerful creeps called him first do you think?

If she’s not in on the ‘jokes’ (and I use that term lightly), why the hell is she still with this asshole? What possible good side could he have to make up for those incidents?

If this had happened to me, it wouldn’t be posted in the comedy section, it would be under crime because I surely would have killed him when I saw him holding out the pepper.

“...as natural and authentic as the pair of tits I plan on buying at 40...”

The last thing I heard about her was a rumor (I emphasize, RUMOR; I personally can’t confirm or deny either way) that she now runs a very exclusive BDSM dungeon in New York City. But as far as acting, according to IMDB the last movie she was in to actually get released was in 2012.

At a certain point you just have to be like [jack‐o motion] and do you.

Dan Schneider?

The fact that a lot of child actors are financially supporting their parents and other siblings makes it even more complicated and difficult for the children to report what’s happening. And then there are people like Dina Lohan and the Kardashian mom, who use their kids to get famous themselves.

Elijah, this was an incredibly brave and selfless act. Thank you.

Couple of questions: Why exactly did he keep them for 20 years? (Is this bet real? Or does his “friend” live two towns over, in Canada, and you wouldn’t know him?) And also, how much did he get paid for that terrible haircut? Because that has “this is for a bet” written all over it.

Have you actually listened to music on YT? The vast majority of that stuff has been tagged, and has ads tied to them. The music industry is making money off that stuff.