Vladi-dadi

Generally speaking, presidential candidates have a coherent plan, albeit one that gets stalled by political opposition.

Pres. Obama had the shovel ready jobs with the American Jobs Act - it was blocked by GOP congress (c.2011)

“Jason tried to be peaceful and to avoid further escalation”

Yes. Yes he is.

because it feels good

Yeah - because if Kobe was known for anything, it was his self awareness and sense of humor.

The jokes on Votto. That Indians fan was never thin.

11 guys robbing VEGAS isn’t that unheard of.

Doesn’t seem like such a raw deal to me. In Mark Davis, Las Vegas certainly got bangs for their buck.

“Never heard of him.” - Self-proclaimed “12"

Also, overall squatting.

Vlade Divac just sullenly smoked a halftime cigarette at you.

Hes lucky he got to go home cuz of the vampires in romania. People forget thats where dracula lives

But the emails!

MY SNOWFLAKES ARE MELTING MY SNOWFLAKES ARE MELTING

But how are you going to power your mobility scooter after the fall?

*Mike drop*