Imagine a player with the head of a very smart kind of elephant and the body of, well, also an elephant but FAST! Now imagine a man who is half goat and he has hooks for hands. That’s crazy! Why not? Why can’t I have hooks for hands and live in the sewer? I’m just saying there’s no real reason why not. Cam Newton. Tom…

Something tells me you won’t need to worry about anyone talking to you...

I had basically the same experience. Our high school cancelled Latin while we were still taking 101 and they sent us an email that said, “Peremptalia classes Latine tua sumus,” but none of us could read it. So we were surprised a week later when our friends started MySpacing us to say our classes were being…

I reached down to find any feeling or ounce of emotional sympathy for Boston’s poor luck here but there was nothing there

LOOK I GET THAT HOCKEY PLAYERS CAN PLAY THROUGH ANYTHING AND NBA PLAYERS IN COMPARISON ARE GIANT PUSSIES, BUT SOMEONE ACTUALLY PLAYED WITH BEACHBALL HEAD?! AT SOME POINT THE LEAGUE NEEDS TO START THINKING ABOUT PLAYER SAFETY! SMDH!

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its almost like you aren’t used to winning

It was the most NFL players that have ever attended a White House visit EVER!

Man, wish Crayola still made that marker pack. There was “blood red,” “pus off-white,” “gangrene green,” “frostbite black,” “icterus yellow,” and “fecalith brown.”

JEEBS!

This is my favourite excerpt.

Are you seriously a Mario Kart snob? Believe me when I tell you this, dude, the world has more pity for you than you have for casuals.

If the game developers didn’t intend for it to be there, it’s an exploit. The fact that they removed it seems to pretty clearly state that they didn’t want it in their game.

I’ll tell you what the fuck is happening. The Bulls, who have the 2nd shittiest front office and the worst coach in the entire league, slid into the playoffs because the Nets decided to just give it to us, and God, that sick son of a bitch, is enacting his will to make the Bulls look like a competent team. All it’s…

And you’re ignoring the fact that my comment was a goddamned joke...

This series just further illustrates Lebron’s genius. That 2 seed was no accident.

So SAS can’t believe someone has the high profile and well paying job he does, despite the fact he clearly sucks at it and seems to be almost universally despised.

Pretty sure it was his WAR that landed Thames in Korea too.

finally