This is my favourite excerpt.

Are you seriously a Mario Kart snob? Believe me when I tell you this, dude, the world has more pity for you than you have for casuals.

If the game developers didn’t intend for it to be there, it’s an exploit. The fact that they removed it seems to pretty clearly state that they didn’t want it in their game.

I’ll tell you what the fuck is happening. The Bulls, who have the 2nd shittiest front office and the worst coach in the entire league, slid into the playoffs because the Nets decided to just give it to us, and God, that sick son of a bitch, is enacting his will to make the Bulls look like a competent team. All it’s…

And you’re ignoring the fact that my comment was a goddamned joke...

This series just further illustrates Lebron’s genius. That 2 seed was no accident.

Sure, Jan

So SAS can’t believe someone has the high profile and well paying job he does, despite the fact he clearly sucks at it and seems to be almost universally despised.

Pretty sure it was his WAR that landed Thames in Korea too.

finally

Clicked on this thinking I was going to read about Clay Travis.

seriously.....are there people who buy “game used” memorabilia AND really think its legit? Are they mad the Easter Bunny is fake too?

Tyson: “Tell Trumph to gith me the parthdon he promithed.”

Sanchez told the Daily News that she and her daughter were Reyes’ “road family,”

The NFL is currently looking around the Detroit Lions parking lot for his replacement.

Update: In a press conference this afternoon, Roger Goodell lambasted Telvin Smith for his criticism of NFL players charging for camps. ‘Ultimately, Mr. Smith’s unfortunate action tarnishes the shield and poses a real threat to our way of life. Coddling these kids with gift bags will only weaken them in the Darwinian…

Justice graduated from Marshall, as did his wife and daughter.

Holy shit mate give it a rest.