ahh, the ironic “I’ll say something I think is witty, but actual indicates how dumb I am” post.

This is off-the-charts unintentionally hilarious. Sooooooo dumb.

Attitude is everything. I remember I once saw my Quarterbacks head drop, just for a second, during a game. That second was enough, it was like a virus that infected the entire team. I just dropped my controller and walked away from the xbox.

all of them were gifted from the crib with the right temperament, competitiveness, drive, ambition, determination, and natural instincts.

Jones was reminded that the issue falls under the umbrella of collective bargaining, which would require the players to make one or more concessions in exchange for significant changes to the marijuana prohibition.

To be fair, the Yankees have shown a willingness to change their minds about honoring certain historic numbers. Just ask Alex Rodriguez.

It...just this second occurred to me that there are people that have been Nets fans their entire life. I can’t even imagine.

I wish I had done this a year or two ago with Hearthstone.

Nearly every “respect”/“unwritten rules” argument in any sport (but especially baseball, my god) comes down to someone whining about something utterly stupid that does not matter in any possible way and is only an issue because of arbitrary and almost always bizarre moral standards that the offended party expects…

Hello to my friends at Go-Gurt. No one eats yogurt on a skateboard.

So you’re saying he wouldn’t fit in with their culture?

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Wife: “How was your day, Joey?”

downshift the revenue synergy empowerment

OK, so the headline handles Fuck, but how about Marry or Kill?

Maybe it had something to do with him forking over $400 million dollars of his own money to upgrade the Dolphins stadium... Just a guess.

It means the city gets attacked in the opening cutscenes. Your character scrambles from the ground shouting “hang on everyone! I’ve got two years worth of guns in my vault right over th—” and the vault is immediately destroyed by a direct gunship salvo.

I mean, if you’re a grown man and you can call a teenager an asshole for changing his mind about where to go for college...you really can’t let an opportunity like that slip by you.