Nearly every “respect”/“unwritten rules” argument in any sport (but especially baseball, my god) comes down to someone whining about something utterly stupid that does not matter in any possible way and is only an issue because of arbitrary and almost always bizarre moral standards that the offended party expects…

Hello to my friends at Go-Gurt. No one eats yogurt on a skateboard.

So you’re saying he wouldn’t fit in with their culture?

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Wife: “How was your day, Joey?”

downshift the revenue synergy empowerment

OK, so the headline handles Fuck, but how about Marry or Kill?

Maybe it had something to do with him forking over $400 million dollars of his own money to upgrade the Dolphins stadium... Just a guess.

It means the city gets attacked in the opening cutscenes. Your character scrambles from the ground shouting “hang on everyone! I’ve got two years worth of guns in my vault right over th—” and the vault is immediately destroyed by a direct gunship salvo.

I mean, if you’re a grown man and you can call a teenager an asshole for changing his mind about where to go for college...you really can’t let an opportunity like that slip by you.

I feel like this strategy is barely legal.

Small world- I actually read both of these books as part of a theology program I took part in after I got my bachelor’s degree. As much as I find this guy’s politics distasteful, these books are actually incredibly compelling. I had never considered myself a spiritual man at all, but the program took place right after…

You can’t really dress up as an Indian or cowboy anymore, and recently a lot of the public has turned on the police. There just aren’t a lot of good options left.

“Those hip gyrations are an absolute no-go because they cause his hind parts to shake; however by contrast, Victor Cruz’s salsa dancing is a perfectly acceptable celebration based on the rotation of his hips and the fact there is no egregious hind part shaking.”

I can’t wait for the voice overs and reenactment. “Here’s what Antonio Brown should have done with his butt instead”

Rondo: It’s all about loyalty to your team. And the bond you share with your teammates.

I don’t really think Rondo should be taking shots at Ray Allen over his decision but mainly just because I don’t think he should ever be taking shots.

I think if Ray Allen does get that call, he’ll just let it go after 2 rings.

you speak arabic? suspicious