for those of you at work, he’s just saying an extended“Doink” like he would “Gol”

He’s just jealous Antonio Brown’s getting all the attention now

College football gave us the phrase amateurism, and other words and expressions that have unfortunately enriched the American lexicon — bagman, Title IX, “Mike Leach”, Dr. Pepper, grayshirt, The Lockheed Martin Armed Forces Bowl (the game, not the prayer) — on the field and off.

Seems like a lot of unholy tears

Destabilize another organization, install

Wow, that’s the second prophecy fulfilled in less than 24 hours

why is their mascot the Lorax?

Up in the booth, Tessitore is surprisingly relaxed. He opens his iPhone and calls up the “A Star is Born” soundtrack and plays it through the speakers as he talks about a hectic week of late-night hosting duties for both boxing and college football in New York with his preparation for this game all the way across the…

and defendant, who played under the name “questionablylegal”

Who’s using the FFCA facilities? They’ve probably got a few fields open

Was ready to be disappointed in the 3 Miami venues but damn! They grade out way better in this than at any sport they try to play in those facilities

It was just foul going down with a specifically awful aftertaste iirc. We couldn’t finish our first cans after buying a 48 pack or whatever crazy amount it came in.

It was so, so bad. You really did get what you paid for - lower price & quality than Natty Light somehow, which me & a friend were comparing it to specifically lol

I was shocked when I got one-shot by Ike in about 2 seconds the first time, flying off the left of the small FE stage lol. Was the first time in any of these games I had lost a “Challenger Approaches” fight, but then I dropped the next one vs Wii Fit Trainer too. I kind of like having more skin in the game in those…

“He got off easy” - Kevin Hart

Jeez, he really hates the Rockets

Also to his credit: he’s in at least the 90th percentile of NBA rappers

The real victims in the OJ saga were all the poor USC fans. Is there any respect for the sanctity of the Heisman Trophy anymore?

he’s no Faith Hill

All of which is to say, Ernie Grunfeld finally assembled a bench that could get somebody past the second round of the playoffs. Awesome!