you don’t need a Woj bomb to confirm that Vivek should never, ever leave the cube

Ranadivé had just watched his star drop 32-12-9 on the best team in the world and return to the locker room as a swaggering conqueror, and his reaction to this was apparently, “That’s it. I can’t take it anymore. I have to trade this guy.”

To be fair, the Uncle Drew universe is way more fleshed out and coherent than DC’s at the moment

no clue, but Google says the author appeared on Oprah’s “SuperSoul Sunday” so I absolutely think Tom Brady has memorized that book

When you are faced with things that are negative, those are challenging for me, because the positivity … I just want this to be a positive, why is this a negative? Why are all these things negative now? What I’ve learned is this is other people’s attitudes towards me as well. These aren’t necessarily my attitudes.

Easy to stay healthy when a wayward breath from a defensive lineman gets you 15 for roughing Tom

As for the dancing, Colangelo said, “Being at a concert wasn’t disappointing. Probably being onstage and dancing was a little bit, given the circumstances and given the potential reaction. It’s understandable.”

is there a blue portal offscreen here?

I feel like every single one of these people have also penned an unnecessarily harsh Yelp review at some point

damn and here I was thinking MJ would be happy for anyone who breaks a record of his

can they really be called PATRIOTS then??

all it’s missing is #BostonLivesMatter

lmao “we”

always easier to talk post-vindication I guess

“The Gang roots for the Falcons”

dumb shirt?? they’re fackin vindicated, Linds

oh so these are the guys Gruden was referring to when he said geniuses were ruining the game right

he’s the hockey Chris Berman I never knew I wanted

“Go watch the ‘93 Finals when John Paxson hit the shot,” James said. “Barkley and Jordan were laughing and joking with each other during one of the games while somebody’s shooting a free throw. In the Finals. But, oh, nobody were friends back then.”

Bravely Default towards the end. After the second time you had to re-cleanse the crystals I stopped the game and looked up how many more times you’d have to do it all again. Took me longer to finish the game (in real-world time) than it did to get up to that point...