Honestly, I'd sacrifice the virtue of an intern to get him off MLB Tonight (unless that's what you're talking about? In which case…good).

The Tigers are playing tonight, and I never miss a game (don't even have to change it)

Yup. I heard it 15 times a day in middle and high school, I'd wager. I probably said it myself a few times. I'm certainly not homophobic, but if some jag-off was hassling me like this photographer apparently was, who knows what might come bubbling out?

It's terrible. Molly knows the wrong guy is in jail and a murderer is walking the streets, but she just…drops it? Because her idiot boss doesn't want to do any hard work? It's kind of bullshit, in my opinion.

Chicks love child abuse!

I dunno, 22 gangsters in Fargo might dispute the claim that Malvo lacks ninja skills.

It's the Walter White path, but he's so utterly lacking in pathos that he's even MORE easy to root for, for some reason. I really don't get it.

Can't go wrong with more Burr.

"You don't actually have to have a van full of cheese sandwiches"

I'm glad to hear he was as obsessed with True Detective as I was. Man, that series came out of the blue like a fucking lightning bolt.

Sick, more Trailer Park Boys.

TAK!

Cliftoncarone's arm will shortly be torn from it's socket, hopefully….

You might want to leave 90's King on the shelf

I agree. Chill the fuck out people.

I remember when I was a kid and someone (probably one of my douchebag older cousins) told me that piranhas would swim up piping and latch onto people's assholes. That story had me pooping with an eye through the five-hole for like two years.

What a dick

Revolution number 9: KUNK KUNK KUNK

Yeah dude. A boner.

You gotta respect that kill shot.