I'd love a moratorium on that joke, THE AV CLUB joke, all Simpsons quotes (particularly the Poochie ones), and anything about Game of Thrones rape.

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The Long Walk has major balls though. That shit is hard R, whereas Hunger Games is for kids.

I'm not even sure how you adapt that; the form of it (journal entries slowly devolving into hunger-induced madness) would not translate so well to film. And if you cut out the word "ladyfingers" what the fuck are you even trying to do.

Haha, that's got to hurt.

Seems to me it beats the alternative (death).

Stop doing that.

Geez, all I asked for was some chicken McNuggets.

consigned to the dustbin of history, hopefully.

Haha

You're Next is one of my favorite movies of the past couple years.

Maybe Los Angeles' draconian parking laws are a stealth deterrent to sexual activities. Damn you, you prurient law makers.

I demand movies where no one learns anything!

I feel like Soon should become an AV Club only gimmick account.

Indeed. Roland Emmerich movies are dopey and sometimes fun, but Apocalypto is a perfect, tightly constructed action thriller. You don't see too many movies like it these days.

Haha, has anyone done a Youtube smash cut of the end of that speech with the end of that one season of Dallas where it's all a dream? Because that would probably be worth a Great Job Internet.

You are correct, there will be different director(s) next season.

Are you the Predator?

Strategically placed backpacks. "Let's see, just packin' up my stuff here, takin' my time, not hidin' a boner, no siree, just packin' up the ol' backpack…"

Code Red is fucking awesome though. I guess you aren't Xtreme enough.