Does anyone actually use the word "cans" in reference to boobs anymore? Not throwing shade at you Ms. Latina, but that's such an archaic term. It's funny though.

Except Trailer Park Boys is awesome and wonderful.

Just finished reading it. It was enjoyable!

He's actually got maybe the most important role.

Shit, the thing's written, cast, and now being re-written. It's moving along quite busily.

Caught in a Crap

Also, I rue the day that a random synapse fired through Stephen King's coked out head as he was brainstorming Dreamcatcher, and that synapse resulted in one word: shit-weasel.

Yeah, I barely remember it, my friends and I would seek out the lowest-rung horror movies we could in high school, so we gave that a try.

I think in The Hills Have Eyes 2 a dude hides from murderous mutant freaks in a Porto-John. Unfortunately, he doesn't survive because he was all cut up, and human refuse is apparently unsanitary.

Hard to dismiss probably the most consistently excellent rocker of the past 15 years as a gimmick.

Brad Lidge getting demolished by Pujols that one year was fairly exciting, though in a negative sense for Astros fans I suppose

I had pizza that was clearly undercooked. I could go for some human flesh right now, provided it's properly seared.

Haha: "Better when it was called Ben Hur…and I hated Ben Hur"

"This movie is stupid…Tom Cruise blows" has a certain elegance in its pointedness.

That's hilarious.

This made me laugh too damn much

I stole so many Pokemon cards when I was a kid. Jesus Christ, I stole so many.

He made a pretty good sliding catch this afternoon.

I thought it was Bill Pullman?

…that's an interesting reason to party.