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These people all sound terrible. Less of them pls.

I once had to explain to a Stanford grad that the Earth revolves around the sun and doesn’t just spin in the same place. She was blown away. People who judge others intelligence based solely on what college they went to are typically not intelligent themselves.

This is the kind of thing idiots say.

Remember when Burneko did the “Best State Foods in America” list and placed Ohio worst state because of Skyline “chili” and then a bunch of Cincy news outlets did stories on it and got super defensive.

YOUR 32 PART SERIES LAMBASTING EVERY TEAM IS ONLY BIASED AGAINST MINE!!!!

Holy shit, when did SB Nation commenters get here?

I’d be excited about your riveting 17-6 loss to KC in the divisional round, but to be honest with you, I don’t think you will see anybody in the playoffs.

“See you in the playoffs”

This is my favorite part tbh

The man claims he has been running track since high school, and that he was never cut.

I’d like to see more than 2 games. No place for that garbage. So many fun swear words that one can use. Fuck face, asshole, dick head all those are nice and wholesome.

Totally. The 73-9 Warriors sucked.

Lifelong Lakers and Kobe fan, but after the 2016 finals, I’m taking Lebron every single time.

What if you were down 3 games to 1 in a seven-game series against one of the greatest NBA teams of all time?

Let us ask ourselves if we can imagine any scenario where Michael Jordan would apply criteria to this discussion that in any way might threaten his assumed position at the top of a ranking of modern NBA players.

One of the first things they told us is that pretty much anywhere outside of N America, shorts immediately identify you as an American tourist. Ditto baseball hats and high top sneakers.

Get the fuck out of here with that hot take. The ac here sucks and the west coast is awesome. Long live shorts!

This article gets written every year by the same 3 hack writers. Who gives a shit what someone else wears to work? My CEO testified in front of congress wearing jeans, a t-shirt and a hoodie. He came back to the office that afternoon and decreed the dress code officially dead, and we all cheered and started coming in…