Making fun of his weight is just picking low hanging fruit, which Christie would never touch, unless it’s covered in chocolate or filling a pie; because he’s a fatty fatty 2x4, can’t fit through the kitchen door.

“Falcor!”

I kept yelling out “RAIN MAN” during the lowlights.

Wow, what a suprise.

lolnope

“everything I just said may be a lie except for the dick part.”

Sure, but usually your dad isn’t Lavar Ball

Jackie Robinson. Back in the days of switchboards and rotary phones.

We’re all hoping Draymond destroys his dick and balls, right?

Assholes may wish ill upon this kid because his father is such an obvious dick but I hope he does well despite the anchor of stupidity around is ankles. I’m a Celtics fan so everything I just said may be a lie except for the dick part.

He really likes to get a couple extra feet between him and that three-point line doesn’t he?

De’Aaron Fox outscored Lonzo (34 minutes) in his first four minutes.

What if Boston drafts him?

You know, as someone who hated the Lakers for years pretty much just because of Kobe, I was a bit sad when the Mamba retired, because...who was left to hate? Just a bunch of kids breaking into the league. Sure, D’Angelo Russell had the thing with the video, but hate-worthy? Nah. But now, with Lonzo & Lavar in town, I…

Not many, for sure. But he won’t have to carry that title belt for long. Grayson Allen’s going to have the home fans rooting against him.

The shooting is whatever, it’s one game. But that lack of speed...

Is it wrong that I irrationally root for a 19 year old to fail because his Dad is an all-time terrible sports dad? Yeah, probably. Is this gonna stop me? No, probably not.

But his shoes...