When McEnroe first heard the news that Navratilova had announced she was gay, he was heard to yell, “OF COURSE SHE’S OUT! USE YOUR FUCKING EYES, ARE YOU BLIND? HOW COULD YOU SAY SHE WASN’T OUT WHEN SHE WAS CLEARLY OUT?!?!”

This is so good, I’ll overlook that he’s wearing a “Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon” T-shirt.

If I were the judge it’d be excruciating to have to say “Mr. Machine” so many times without visibly rolling my eyes.

Are you retarded.

Star for mid-eighties Guinnes Book reference.

After the fight, did they put their cowboy hats back on and ride off on their motorcycles together?

Why does Steph want to give Lebron the Run-A-Round? It seems like a sure fire way to speed things up, but all it does is slow him down.

I think the Cavs realize that at this point that the only way they’re gonna get back in this series is to beat the Warriors at their own game and start kicking some dicks.

Yoooooo....quieeeeeerrrrroooooo.....Taaaaaccooooo....Bellllllll

Could be the last decent block we get from a Jet in 2017...

He should ask if Crosby douched.

Within an hour, the President of the United States had tweeted, “Gun control would not prevent stampede in Italy! Pass my travel ban! Did I say ‘ban’? Tell the Supreme Court it’s not a ban! Vote for Theresa May! She agrees with me!”

Good luck with that. When you figure out how to stop it, please send your results up to us in Philadelphia, where fans booing Santa Claus happened nearly 50 years ago but still gets referenced any time one of us acts up. And we’re the only fan base that’s ever acted up.

Apparently, Brandon isn’t happy the Reds didn’t retire it or something?

Pictured when not in his cape

When I was a bit younger it used to be "When I was your age, we had to steal our porno from a 7-11, none of this YouPorn crap...."

Congratulations on making the only movie that ever made me barf. Well, aside from Glitter.

This guy is the number one reason I think of tractor trailers to keep from finishing early.