Yes, it would be like the movie versions of the Wild West, and all those no good varmin would get their comeuppance! The thought of that probably makes you spontaneously ejaculate.

I think about a terrible Mario Van Peebles movie and Sir Mix-A-Lot song when I hear that word.

If there is a God, contrary to all the bumper stickers and other paraphernalia I always see, he apparently hates America.

I’ve always stuck up for my home state of Kentucky when someone talks about it being full of uneducated rednecks, but it turns out that number is somewhere in the neighborhood of 65%. I am apparently surrounded by assholes.

Ah yes, a highlight truther! Since when is 2 steps a travel?

Maybe he lives in Australia? http://writingexplained.org/opossum-vs-possum-difference

Thanks, Obama! 😏

I feel like that’s something lost on most people who read this story. The NCAA is bullshit, and their holier than thou adherence to “amateurism” in college athletics as they rake in billions is an absolute joke. But that being said, the NBA is the one that continues to stick by the one and done model. It’s entirely…

Word is this guy also moonlights as a Jerry Gergich impersonator

Ladies, this is what can happen if you take Creatine and drink Four Loko during a pregnancy.

...or when they play the Browns.

Yeah, come on China, don’t be cruel!

And thank you for confirming you are indeed a racist piece of shit, as well as a homophobe. Are you sure you’re not a Trump supporter?

Better question, how sad are your KKK rallies going to be after Trump gets his ass handed to him?

I’m sure if tape of Clinton saying she likes to grab guys by the dick came out, then Deadspin would cover the ensuing media fallout as well. What’s most embarrassing is that this human colostomy bag is representing the Republican Party and has a chance of becoming the next president. I’m no fan of Clinton either, but…

A cabinet post!

Justin Bieber sells out all of his shows, that doesn’t mean his music is any good.

Napoleon Kaufman. I only remember him because he was the first player I remember who wore a mirrored visor on his helmet, which I thought was the coolest shit ever.

Not surprised to see the first gold medal for our country involves shooting.

I think the look gives off a Greek god statue vibe.