Hah, yup, sure did.

Your sports talk radio show is Tiny and The Wet One on 590, The Sports Obliteration.

Jim Harbaugh Misses Angel Dust

I just imagine Gronk shaking an egg real hard before cracking it into a pan to make them scrambled.

I was so confused by this that I had to ask my wife if their bathrooms now had some special female urinal I wasn’t aware of instead of stalls.

I’m surprised Milos didn’t dominate Murray with his massive serves

Wow, the cast of Cats have really fallen on hard times

Most people (especially 20 yr-old kids) don’t mean to get black out drunk, it just happens. I don’t think any sane person enjoys getting that wasted. But when you drink a few beers, then people start buying shots, shit can creep up on you with a quickness.

This kid got off easy, I’ve read on social media that J.R. is always carrying a pipe around, and is not shy about using it.

My only question/concern about the merger: Does this mean they will produce more or fewer advertisements?

I’m not a Boogie apologist, I’m a fan who knows that he’s by all accounts a genuinely good person off the court and root for him to mature on the court.

This pretty much sums up a majority of the writers and commenters on Barstool Sports

Well since the tweet is worded “a championship in any sport,” I’m going with Tyson vs Buster Douglas. Second choice would be Holyfield biting Tyson’s ear off and getting disqualified.

Did the sink pisser not have a pair of tongs handy, or some other utensil in his kitchen to remove the stopper? Sticking your hand into urine should be the nuclear option in that situation.

Slightly Stoopid jamming with Ivan Neville and Karl Denson.

I think I found a picture of the forklift driver in question:

My wife asks for one anytime she’s out of town for an extended period of time, and even though I inevitably give in, it usually makes me feel weird and self-conscious. It’s not that I don’t trust her or think it will come back to haunt me, I just can’t believe she actually enjoys getting them. But, I’d also be lying…

All of you “I don’t like (insert whatever) and don’t see why/how anyone else does” people are ridiculous. It’s this hipster pathos that gives way to a superiority complex, and couldn’t be more annoying. It’s called a personal preference for a reason.

Wow, I thought my sexual fetishes were weird...

It’s like that 90's PSA about drugs, “I learned it by watching you!”