Some guys don't want to play with a guy who drops quotes like this? Color me surprised:
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Actually the entire event was only on ESPN3, and along with look-ins from various other schools, some of it was covered on the ESPNU Midnight Madness show. ESPN Uno didn't show any of it live.
Like Kamai said, you're wrong. I have pulled off stunts similar to these many times, all you have to do is pop a wheelie before you hit the jump.
Watched this segment last night, and was absolutely amazed (yet not surprised) law enforcement can get away with basically stealing from people without fear of repercussions.
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When asked who would win the game, Papa John replied, "Just ask the 8-ball."
I always thought it was "sweater puppets"?
If being an asshole was considered an art form, Belichick would be Citizen Kane. He is the benchmark asshole by which all others should be measured in the future.
Well he would be shit out of luck, because there are exactly 0 strip clubs in Cincinnati.
Everybody give the 1%er a break, he's obviously better than all of us peasants and knows it. Face it, life is inequal - or unequal if you want to use the correct word and not one that is no longer in the dictionary.
Regarding #5 on the list, it would have been nice if we had a more laid back God. Why does the Sabbath only last one day? I'm sure an all-powerful deity could have made heaven and earth, the sea, and all that shit, and rested for three days instead.
This complements the cinnamon rolls nicely
Some times you have to go in for a closer look to see something small, I'm sure your former girlfriends know what I'm talking about.
If you look closely, or zoom in on the picture like I did, it looks like a lot like his "stream" is coming from a water bottle.
You're right, and very proud of yourself apparently. It was a quick example I put out there while at work without much thought. Here's a sports-related example from George Carlin: