Best ‘shop ever.

Ladies and gënts... The All-New Porsche Taycanamera Turbo S Weissach Sport Chrono Package with 7 seats!

The phrase “reliable, sensible car” should never be used on an old, inoperable, Land Rover but we’re talking David Tracy here so I’ll allow it. 

News Flash: FCA reports recall for new Jeep Gladiator.

I still hold out hope for FF:T to come to the Switch so I can play it on something besides my phone.

I do the same thing

Yeah, chips and salsa sounds like complete bullshit.

“Some people are fans of the Los Angeles Chargers.”

Mmmm... I almost started up my account again just before Classic opened so I could play with friends, but my gut got the better of me. After seeing this, I’m kind of glad I waited. It’s just ridiculous that they’re charging full price for a 15-year-old game, especially with massive server queues happening all over…

God, that line at the end. Crying at my desk. Thank you for writing and publishing this.

Name one car that looks pretty next to an FD.

I mean, if we’re talking about what cars aged the most gracefully, I still maintain that the RX-7 FD could have been sold with the same body today that it had all through the 1990s (and if pop-up headlights were still legal, damn the regulators).

“GameStop Reboot initiative”  have they tried blowing onto the business to see if that works? 

Replacing the word “dog” with “social media celebrity” in your post makes your statement equally valid.

A scene from a sad day: I was working in east Houston> I was on Navigation Road, which is home to several excellent privately-owned taco stands and Tex-Mex restaurants. And for what you get, they are cheap: a flour or corn tortilla stuffed with beans, rice, the meat of your choice, and taco sauce for about $1.50.

I wish the taco trucks drove around my neighborhood like the ice cream truck, bonus points if they played mariachi music. 

As a tax attorney, let me show you (yet another reason) why the tax code is fucked up and capital gains taxes need to be raised to ordinary income rates.

You know what NASCAR should actually look like, rally racing.

Joule thief!

Why didn’t Phil take his Margaritaville machine with him? He spent a whole $160 on that. (It was $200, but he got a 20% off coupon in the mail from Bed Bath and Beyond.)