“540 credit score? Yeah, nice Altima. Mine’s 643.”

“In the building” is also a pretty solid summary of my average day at work.

You get a star for “don’t shuck on a carpet.” 

The benefit of picking Luigi isn’t physical, it’s psychological.  Your heart is filled with joy when you pick Luigi and thus you play better.

Fwiw, I'm impressed you got that far.  I made it through ten stages before I nearly died of boredom.

It’s finally against the law to play “I Wanna Dance With Somebody”?!! Woohoo!

Wow, there’s a lot to dislike about this story. That douchey banner pic of a young man who looks like he listens to a lot of Hollywood Undead, the fact that a professional organization is called “Faze Clan,” everyone’s dumbass online monikers, the fact that a Fortnite World Cup exists, this tweeny interpersonal drama…

that Kitty looks CHONKY

1. Final Fantasy Tactics - This will probably forever be my all-time favorite game. I’d love to see a modern reimagining (I’ve always thought it would be cool if at the end of the battle, you could see a rendered cinematic replay of the whole fight playing out, showing each triumph and each tragedy play out at a…

Well you can say the Lego probably has better initial quality than the Land Rover.

I logged into the Takeout app just to star this.

“I think it’s the parents who have to grow up.”

100% of fatal alligator attacks happen on the ground. Roof tent is the obvious solution.

you think i’m getting paid for this?

Sleeps on a 3in thick mattress

Yep, iirc Ivan Reitman literally just found previously unseen Ghostbusters footage in a mine Kansas or something like that. In a mine.. in Kansas..wtf is it doing there.

Hell there are entire chunks of Doctor Who missing cause BBC didnt save ANYTHING back in the day and just taped over all the masters.  So similar to what you said there are people who hunt out recordings of different episodes because some seasons dont have a full episode count on any medium (at least last I checked).

Not play as Zelda? But he’s the main hero of the whole series!

Playing games with my son is one of my favorite things to do with him. We are currently playing Yoshi’s Crafted World together and are having a ball. He currently asks me every morning if Mario Maker 2 has come out yet. He loves to build me a level in the OG and have me try and beat it. He is so imaginative and…